scottcsmith
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Mon Oct-04-04 05:49 PM
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Sung to the tone of The Simpsons' Stonecutter Song.
Who keeps the stock market down?
Who makes Rush Limbaugh frown?
Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton!
Who kept the Foster murder under wraps?
Who buys porno by the stack?
Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton!
Who let Chelsea drink in bars?
Who blew up the probe that went to Mars?
Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton!
Who loses to Hillary in a fight?
Who eats a Big Mac every night?
Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton!
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| lightbulb
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Mon Oct-04-04 05:56 PM
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This just isn't getting stuck in my head no matter how many times I sing it. Needs a better hook or something.
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| movonne
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Mon Oct-04-04 05:56 PM
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| 2. Is this suppose to be funny...maybe it's me but I don't see the |
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Mon Oct-04-04 05:59 PM
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| 3. Bill Clinton is blamed by conservatives for everything |
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Edited on Mon Oct-04-04 06:06 PM by scottcsmith
That's the hook. See? It's a parody.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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