best Office Space quote?

[UpsideDownFlag]

[Spiffarino]

1. Yeeeaaahhhh...

If you could make sure you go ahead and do that next time that would be grreaaaat. *sip*

[everythingsxen]

2. I voted for "He really helped Ann..." however, honorable mention to:

No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

[Catch22Dem]

3. Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams

[HEyHEY]

4. And we're firing this guy..nagi nayga....not gonna work here anymore

[liontamer]

41. That's my favorite too!!!

eom

[Amaya]

5. "This is a fuck"

[Catch22Dem]

6. Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately

Well, I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it, Bob

[LDS Jock]

7. that one is my favorite

I use it all the time

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. "Why should I change MY name?" He's the one that sucks!"

[Red State Rebel]

35. No talent ass clown....

That one is my favorite too

[Radius]

9. my favorite..

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Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence : Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons : Good point.
Lawrence : Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons : Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence : Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons : Nothing.
Lawrence : Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons : I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence : Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. "The Nazi's had flair that they made the Jews wear..."

and the classic,

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are we have to look up money laundering in a dictionary..."

[UpsideDownFlag]

12. i cant believe i forgot the nazis/flair line. damn.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

Every user interface designer should watch that movie. Or that scene alone, plus the one when they lynch the copier.

[barackmyworld]

15. YES!

awesome line

[Radius]

18. I got a user

called me when I used to work a helpdesk with a pc load letter error. Laughed my ass off. She didn't get it..

We also blew the shit out of a laserjet 3 with a pump shotgun and BAR. Also funny, if you've ever been a printer admin..

[Jean Louise Finch]

30. Oh yes!

Ahhh hilarity.

I SAW this movie because a friend reported on a scenario where she couldn't get the printer working at the office and stood up and shouted that gloriousness out:

“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?”

thereby bedazzling half the office with her incredible lack of civility, and making the rest of them bust a gut.

Good times.

[Phillycat]

39. YES

Classic.

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. "CORPorateaccountspayable, Nina speaking!

JUST a moment!"

[kcr]

14. "I must have messed up a decimal....

.. I am always screwing up some mundane detail like that!"

I am a programmer, so its resonates :)

Followed closely by "But at least I didn't sleep with Lumberg!" and the entire money laundering scene

[sbj405]

16. "Mother shitter, son of an ass"

Runner up - "And I said no salt, no salt on the margarita"

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. "There WAS nothing wrong with it...

until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent assclown got famous and started winning Grammys."

[gmoney]

19. "What am I going to to do with 40 subscriptions to VIBE?"

[smirkymonkey]

20. "You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Peter, to one of the Bob's. If their could be one quote to sum up my own life, that would probably be it.

Also, IMO, the funniest exchange in the movie:

Joanna : So, where do you work, Peter?

Peter Gibbons : Initech.

Joanna : In-yeah, what do you do there?

Peter Gibbons : I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.

Joanna : What's that?

Peter Gibbons : Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

Joanna : You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons : Yeah.

Joanna : Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons : I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna : So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons : Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna : When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons : About an hour ago.

Joanna : An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?

Peter Gibbons : I don't think I'd like another job.

Joanna : Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...

Peter Gibbons : You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either

[Chovexani]

26. I live my life by that quote

:)

[Columbia]

21. Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

[JohnKleeb]

22. ummm yeah peter, its Bill Lumburg again

hot damn I love that movie even more after being an office worker.

[SmileyBoy]

23. "I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton!!!"

[Endangered Specie]

24. I sentence you to 40 years in a federal, pound me in the ass prison.

[Johnny 99]

25. You missed the best one!

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's just that I don't care.

[Zero Gravitas]

27. well Bob...

I wouldn't say I was missing it.

[Endangered Specie]

28. Im thinking I might take that new check from logistics.

[Endangered Specie]

29. I cant believe they had security escort us out...

its not like we were going to steal something?!

[tjwash]

31. I was told that I could listen to the radio...

...at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

[fudge stripe cookays]

37. I ALMOST put this one!

My other favorite.

[tjwash]

32. The best exchange of all time:

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

[Spiffarino]

33. "I believe you have my stapler..."

n/t

[wovenpaint]

34. Milton

mentioning when he sat at desk by window, he could see the squirrels and they were merry.....that movie gets better every time I watch it..ummmmmm, yeaahh.

[Spirochete]

36. "Just the thought

of standing in the unemployment line with those SCUMBAGS..."

[lpbk2713]

38. I have an appointment with the Bobs ................. n/t

[AlienGirl]

40. "...so, every day that you see me is the worst day of my life."

[Richardo]

42. "I can't believe what nerds we are, we have to look up 'money laundering'

...in the dictionary."