Vibrating Sex toy shuts down airport

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

BRISBANE, Australia -- A scare triggered by a vibrating sex toy shut down a major Australian regional airport for almost an hour Monday, police said.

The vibrating object was discovered Monday morning inside a garbage can at the terminal cafeteria at Mackay Airport in Queensland state, a police spokeswoman said.

Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the garbage can.

"It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," Bryant said. "We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."

The police spokeswoman said the terminal was evacuated immediately. Passengers who had arrived on a recent flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave.



"Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal," the spokeswoman said on the usual condition of anonymity.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apfeature_story.asp?category=1120&slug=Airport%20Sex%20Toy

[nemo137]

1. They never use the possive, you know.

It's always "a dildo," never "your dildo."

(apologies to Fight Club fans)

[Biased Liberal Media]

2. I feel sorry for whomever it was that packed that!

It is not a bad idea to take the batteries OUT before you pack it!!!! :lol