Best description of bush without using foul language under 10 words.

[efhmc]

Here is mine: an infantile, incoherent, unfocused, brain-damaged, ego-inflated, evil, marionette.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. You mean it won't count if I call him a

goddamn motherfucking cocksucking son of a pig bitch whore?

[cherryperry]

5. I find nothing there with fowl language!

Oh, he said foul...never mind...(courtesy of Gilda Radner)

[Libby2]

11. LMAO

It counts !! and oh so true !

[BurtWorm]

13. Unfortunately, no.

Though that about says it all.

:toast:

[DS1]

14. or

hellbound mother-violating tool-tonguing son of Barbara.

Same thing, different words :shrug:

[efhmc]

21. It might not count, but it does not make it any less true.

As a genteel Southern lady, I am opposed to foul language but that does not mean it does not cross my mind just not my lips.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. I just love that about southern women too!

They don't say it but one look and YOU KNOW they think it with that sweet lil ole smile too! SLAYS ME EVERY TIME!

[efhmc]

29. It really is amazing what that look can still do. I have used it on the

roughest guys and somewhere within them must be their mother's voice because it always works. I have to tell you that it is real, I am never afraid of anyone so that is probably what does it. Being fearless is probably not the smartest thing but it had always worked for little 5'2" me. Being a small, white and now old lady, I need some power and that blessing of truly liking people and expecting the best of them has always worked well for me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. Oh lord you really are a southerner aren't you :-)

I can see it now

[efhmc]

36. Of course, darling, I would never lie to you. But I am also a tough Texan.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. I'll be careful

;-)

[efhmc]

47. There is absolutely no need for anyone around here t o be anyone but

him/herself, except for sexist pigs, of course, and then beware.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. You forgot

southern and Texas bashers :D (Mark Twain once said, "Be yourself is about the WORST advice you could give to some people...he must have posted in GD :-) )

[efhmc]

59. Pretty used to them by now and they are regional dimwits. The sexists

are pseudoliberals that hurt us all, no matter where we are.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

60. Point scored!

Well I think we kind of muzzled them for a bit...hey if someone is going to be suppressed...I always say "better them than me" :D

[cherryperry]

2. Here's an oldie but, I think, a goodie:

born on third base but thinks he hit a triple

[efhmc]

54. Oh yeah, that says a bunch about that underachiever.

[44wax]

3. Pinheaded, small minded, ruthless, piddling little boy.

[southern democrat]

17. WHISTLE-ANUS

[efhmc]

39. I like that you use such "proper" terminology for that orifice.

I left the I out of orifice. That's a cool word, isn't it

[efhmc]

50. I would add king to the end of this one to make it perfect.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. dorkusamongus.

[efhmc]

49. MrsG., how does one pronounce this excellent word?

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. Dorkus....among....us.

A variation very far removed from the homo sapien species. He looks like us, but he don't act like us. :-)

[efhmc]

69. Thanks. He is most certainly a sad reflection of the human species.

[tridim]

6. Toast.

Period.

[efhmc]

70. From your mouth to the goddess' ears. Hope she hears and heeds.

[TiredTexan]

7. Listening to a Bush results in

wandering in the wilderness

[efhmc]

101. So biblical. I like it.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Anacephalic.

All hat, no cattle, hat covers only a brain stem.

[leftist_rebel1569]

9. mentally incompetent, retarded, handicapped in the head, Whistle-Ass....

n/t

[efhmc]

48. Why does this truth make me almost feel sorry for the fool, but even

sorrier for the rest of us?

[HEyHEY]

10. comparable to

A lazy child who gets allowance anyway.

[cherryperry]

81. I like that one!! so true, so true... n/t

[Andy_Stephenson]

12. No can do....

Nothing quite matches his vileness.

[efhmc]

42. Can't do it in so few words or without the colorful language?

[xJlM]

15. A worthless excuse for a human being

[efhmc]

66. I've always felt that all humans have worth but this one should have

been put in charge of dumping the trash and not running a country

[BurtWorm]

16. Fortunate son.

Entitled narcissistic piece of...lint.

[cherryperry]

82. ooooh, excellent! memories re Fortunate Son,

I Ain't No by CCR!

[Solly Mack]

18. Spineless, gutless, lying sack of garbage

say...that felt good, too

[efhmc]

62. I am glad that we could be of assistance.

[ixion]

19. oooo... that sounds fun... I'll play....

a pathologically lying narcissistic soul sucking megalomaniac.

[efhmc]

23. I like this one. Very descriptive.

[Skittles]

20. HE IS

AN EVIL ASSHOLE, A F***WAD. A REAL DIPSHIT.

guess I failed the test, huh?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. Nobody's gonna tell ya if you did

CAUSE YOU'LL KICK THEIR ASS!

[Skittles]

40. HEY

I'm going with GOPisEvil to the Austin airport to pick up William Pitt on Sunday! Jealous? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[efhmc]

51. Can someone tell me where the party is going to be? The last I heard

all the places were booked. My type A daughter is demanding to know where and cannot understand why I don't have an answer.

[GOPisEvil]

84. Check your private message inbox!

Details ahoy! :hi:

[efhmc]

91. Got it. Thanks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

58. Why yes I am!!

But ask Will..he can tell you all about the hood of my car :D

[Virginian]

22. Will one of these do?

He was the life of the party and we get the hangover.

Money means nothing to him, so we get to pay his debts.

He would give his friends the shirts off our backs.

Not used to taking responsibility for his actions.

A bully, does not play well with others.

Spoiled little rich boy.

[efhmc]

26. So sad, but so true.

[NightTrain]

25. Looks like he wants to yip for a dog yummy

n/t

[efhmc]

33. Good one!

[Jim Sagle]

28. Slimy, dripping, oozing bag of fascist effluvia.

[efhmc]

37. That is so visceral. I can just see the ooze.

[theemu]

30. Fuckhead

Guess I failed.

[BurtWorm]

31. At least you tried.

:toast:

[efhmc]

35. That's okay, sweetie, You were very succinct.

[BlueJazz]

32. Baboo on Seinfeld says it best:

(shaking finger) "He's a baud Man...He's a vedy, vedy baud man".

[efhmc]

45. I remember that. Wasn't it because of the trouble Jerry caused with his

alien status? It is cute but seems benign for our unchosen leader.

[ButterflyBlood]

38. i just can't do it

not enough patience, sorry.

[Ellen Forradalom]

41. Simian lackwit; puerile blowmonkey; gerbil-eyed huffer

[efhmc]

107. Sorry I passed over this excellent description. Too bad for all the

animals involved.

[LibertyorDeath]

44. 10 or less with pleasure.

Americas First Short Bus President !!

[efhmc]

46. I have seen that short bus reference around here and it always makes

me chuckle but obviously I don't get the deeper meaning. Could you please explain?

[lpbk2713]

52. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth

And that's ten. (Thanks again, Anne)

[efhmc]

56. This one is just the son of the silver foot but he has perfected the job.

Finally something he can do better than Daddy.

[lpbk2713]

63. I thought it was good enough to use it again.

An oldie but goodie. You know, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

[caledesi]

57. Stupid. Just plain stupid.

[efhmc]

61. I always say that he is dumber than dirt and that is giving dirt a bad

name.

[specimenfred1984]

64. Warring Bumbling Fascist Election Rigging Texas Killer Frat Boy

Great topic!

[efhmc]

68. Good use of language, but you need to substitute Connecticut for

Texas. (Okay, I'll let that one pass since he and the world id him with Texas. Still it sticks in my craw.)

[Plaid Adder]

65. Lazy, ignorant, irresponsible puppet of evil masters.

It was hard to do without introducing a "son of a bitch" or 'bastard'

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[efhmc]

72. Lazy was one I missed. It is truly one of the essential parts of his

makeup. More than anything, it is what separates him from the self-made folks, as opposed to those handed things through name, money and power. Not an extra modicum of work involved with that person.

[oldcoot]

67. No foul language?

It is hard for me to talk about Bush without using foul language but I will give it a try. My description: a spoiled, untalented CEO with connections.

Do I win a prize (like a new president)?

[efhmc]

71. You now I think you hit on it. My business relatives say that he and his

cronies are trying to run the country like a cooperation and it just won't/can't work. There is also the very true fact that baby bush ruined every company he got his hands on. Seems it is still happening.

[leftofthedial]

73. courtesy of Reverend Al

gang leader

[Booberdawg]

74. My favorite but stole it from Skittles -DUMB AS A BOX OF HAIR

[efhmc]

120. Let's think about this. Hair at least had a good purpose at one time.

It keeps our heads warm and gives us protection from the sun in summer and it can add all sorts of dimension to our personalities.

[kodi]

75. the standard by which all presidential failures sshall be measured

name a better standard.

[efhmc]

90. Yikes, that makes the assumption that there will be another one.

Please don't scare me like that, even close to that measuring stick would be horrible.

[kodi]

121. look out, he's got a brother in poltics too.

.

[efhmc]

123. I think that we should make a new law that says one can only run for

governor in the state in which one was born. That would have made it impossible for baby bush to win here in Texas (no way he would have won in Connecticut) and the Terminator would totally be out unless he moves back to Austria. Don't know where that jeb guy was born but I know it wasn't Florida. Good plan, don't you think?

[Spirochete]

76. In 10 words?...

"He's hard for me to discuss without using foul language."

[efhmc]

99. No discussion, just a short description.

[arwalden]

77. Idiot.

[efhmc]

100. Short and to the point.

[peekaloo]

78. a waste of carbon and water.

[efhmc]

108. So scientific. He would never understand what it means.

[ikojo]

79. Overprivileged, underworked, overpaid walking talking

sack of fecal matter.

[Spider Jerusalem]

80. The reincarnation of Gaius Caligula. (n/t)

[efhmc]

124. I've been thinking about this one and the way I read history, Caligula was

totally evil and insane but smart. Well 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

[kmla]

83. 10 words? Here goes...

Mouth breathing booger eating pea brained dim-witted commie pinko bedwetter.

(Had to hyphenate dim-witted to get under the limit...);-)

[efhmc]

89. "commie pinko"? Aren't those folks "LIBERALS".

[kmla]

92. Well, actually, as a liberal

I wouldn't consider "commie pinko" as a compliment....

[efhmc]

98. Not a compliment but I've always sort of had a soft spot for those folks,

like Archie Bunker calling Meathead one, endearing, you know.

[nannygoat]

85. *'s ancestor is Boleslav I the Cruel

Check it out:

Czech Roots of President Bush (scroll down to 5th generation)
http://www.svu2000.org/issues/bush.htm

My ten word description for *:

unelected, fraud, moron, failure, vindictive, whiny, drunk, coke snorting, thief, frat boy

Darn, I wanted to be sure and include AWOL, chickenshit and coward into it, too...

[efhmc]

93. Good list. I especially like "whiney". That comes from being so spoiled

because you have alway gotten everything you want without doing any real work.

[GOPisEvil]

86. Oxygen thief.

He is stealing resources from more worthwhile people.

[efhmc]

94. Wouldn't it be great if they were made to breathe only the air coming

from their polluted factories? No nice, clean, pure air. That is one thing that we have lots of at the ranch, along with a few other undesirables, like rattlesnakes.

[meow2u3]

87. Here's mine

A dirty, rotten, evil, stinking, miserable, good-for-nothing louse!

[efhmc]

95. A louse is probably too nice of a name for him. After all, he makes others

do his bloodletting.

[Aristus]

88. How 'bout this?

The brainless wonder of the intergalactic carnival freak show.

[efhmc]

97. Very clever and so literate (unlike bush).

[LynneSin]

96. Boondocking idiot in the White House

That was only 6

[efhmc]

102. Well done, but don't you want to use the other 4?

[efhmc]

109. Can't count. You only have three left if you are to be under 10.

[Lisa]

103. I like Will Pitt's "simpering dishrag of a man"!

Or my Prime Minister's explanation: "He is not a moron, he is my friend" (subtle but oh, so devastating)

[efhmc]

105. Oh, that one plays on all the sympathy of the loser without really getting

at the core of the problem. Well maybe it gets at the core but it doesn't get rid of the problem.

[maxanne]

104. 3 words

book 'im Danno. :7

[efhmc]

106. Probably, no for sure, a reference I don't understand.

[maxanne]

110. sorry efhmc

You must not be old enough (lucky you, btw!) to remember the sixties TV show "Hawaii 5-0"

Or else you're from another country where you weren't subjected to this show.

It's a famous line from the show - kinda like "just the facts ma'am" is from Dragnet.

I am so old that I'm going off to the ice floe now.

[efhmc]

111. Very much old enough but not a TV person. I like some sitcoms but

no soap opera types (probably the only Texan who has NEVER seen Dallas, even though I am from a Dallas suburb.) or cop shows or really anything where people chased one another.

[AmandaRuth]

112. here is mine

mean snobby elitist, our commander& thief, bloody thirsty fraudulent Christian

so many words, so little time and typing skills

[efhmc]

115. "Fraudulent Christian" is right on the money.

[redwitch]

113. here goes: Alfred E. Newman with...

money, power and a mean streak.

[efhmc]

116. A mean streak that puts a pall over the entire world.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

114. One word...

hemorrhoid.

[efhmc]

117. Good use of imagery.

[Robb]

118. Rat f*cker.

Oops. I'm out.

[efhmc]

119. Try again or if the temptation to use ***'s overcomes you, remember

Pickles and try to behave like a gentleman.

[KamaAina]

122. Proof that we must eliminate affirmative action for the wealthy

:dunce:

[efhmc]

125. Too late. They have allllll the power.

[Sancho Panza]

126. I'm game

Belligerent coke-headed dangerous cretin with a grating fake cowboy twang.

[efhmc]

129. As a person who knows and lives the real thing, I especially like the

part about the ACCENT!!!! Phoney, baloney, shallow, grating, whiney Conneticut Yankee junk.

[SmileyBoy]

127. That maculous, toffee-nosed, maladourous, pervert.

"Is this the argument office??"

[efhmc]

130. "Toffee-nosed" so British!

[soupkitchen]

128. Daddy's Littler Boy

[efhmc]

131. I did not like the dad but I felt he actually did some things on his own .

He served in WWII, was Phi Beta Kappa, lost in Houston as a rep. before he was elected, was pro-choice before the rw got his number. His son is a loser in everything he has done from the day he was Connecticut born. In most families that would not impact the world but given the money and the oil influence of the bushes, the rest of the world is now paying the price for the crown prince of dumb.

[efhmc]

132. I want to add lazy and hypocrite to my description.