My dad's just been elected Earl of Vancouver by the Dutch Senate!

[Wat_Tyler]

Ask me anything!

[9119495]

1. Does he ever party with the Elector of Hanover?

[Wat_Tyler]

3. Nah. Not since the Hessian unpleasantness.

[bif]

18. Does he ever party with the Elector of Hangover?

[Wat_Tyler]

19. That I don't doubt.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Do you hate me?

[Wat_Tyler]

4. Any particular reason?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. I don't know - pick one

:shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

6. Cos' you speak the truth?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. I have freedoms - that makes me worthy of loathing, no?

[Wat_Tyler]

11. I do hate you for your freedoms.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Sweet - I love closure

[gpandas]

12. is there a limit...

on size of sig line or photo-line?

[Wat_Tyler]

14. No. I'm just massively inconsiderate of those with slow modems.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Since Canadians are reluctant to pronounce "mommy" properly,

the United States must make a preemptive strike upon strategic targets in Canada, starting with Vancouver.

[Wat_Tyler]

8. Screw you, yankee pig boy! My dad's an Earl. That makes me a Lord!

BWAAHAAHAAHAA!

[eyesroll]

9. So if you're a lord, are you gonna take your old name back?

:shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

13. What old name?

I'm not going back to Kamika. No one can make me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. No. Your daddy being an Earl makes you THIS:

[auburngrad82]

37. Since you're a lord does that mean the chimp will worship you?

[pagerbear]

16. Can you get me a Canadian husband

...so I can emigrate?

[Wat_Tyler]

17. I could get dad to decree it, I guess.

[liontamer]

27. you could emigrate without a husband

I've looked it up, it's pretty easy

[redqueen]

20. What's in it for you?

[Wat_Tyler]

22. Nothing, I guess.

Still. Earl of Vancouver! Take that Marquis of Montreal! Woo-hoo!

[redqueen]

31. Shucks

I was hoping he could hook you up with... something.

[Wilber_Stool]

23. Congratulations Earl.____n/t

[kick-ass-bob]

24. Can anyone named Earl get that job?

Or one like it?

[Wat_Tyler]

25. I don't know.

My dad's name is Duke.

[kick-ass-bob]

26. So they changed his name to Earl?

I hope he already lived in Vancouver. I'd hate to have to see him move...

[Wat_Tyler]

28. No.

He was Duke of Argyll.

[kick-ass-bob]

29. He was Duke of this?

[Wat_Tyler]

33. Yes. And I think it was a terrible mistake to leave that comfy sweater.

:cry:

[Burma Jones]

30. Why did you post this?

Now this statement will torture me all fucking day ala Lewis Black.....

[Wat_Tyler]

32. Because I am an evil Lord.

[kick-ass-bob]

34. as long as you don't scream.

:eyes:

[Wat_Tyler]

36. No.

What kind of loser would do that?

[commander bunnypants]

35. be nice to the peasents

or we will come and liberate your earldom/dukedom. We will just nuke your country

DDQM