Jesus vs Gandalf

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Are bookies making odds?

[Placebo]

1. Gandalf...

would whoop jesus' sandal wearing hippie arse 6 ways from sunday!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. You ever see Jessus bite a turnbuckle?

:scared:

[MercutioATC]

3. Gandalf survived a Balrog.

Jesus just survived a bunch of guys with two pieces of wood and some nails.

No contest.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. If you remember correctly - he didn't survive the nails

[MercutioATC]

7. Well, he turned up alive some time later...much as Gandalf did.

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. What's the question? Which is the gay one?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Gandalf in a walk!

Raising from the dead won't help you here, hippy boy. Gandalf will just whip your ass back to the grave!

[matcom]

8. this is stupid

one is a fictional character and the other is a great white wizard :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Actually the answer is Gandalf IS Jesus - Tolkein purposely infused LOTR

with his Catholic theology

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. I never thought about it that way before, but you have a point..

And it makes a lot of sense.
Duckie

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Galadrial - Virgin Mary, Lembass - eucharist

He was raised by a priest and was a VERY devout Catholic. He denied any direct references but acknowledged that he wanted to impart Catholic morallity in a way that wouldn't be rejected. He argued with CS Lewis about the overt symbolism in the Narnia books

[Freepers are pussies]

10. Gandalf

Jesus was too commie for me.

[JVS]

12. I have faith in Jesus.

Especially as far as this fight is concerned. He died once and came back and I keep hearing people say "he will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead" Clearly he is not to be messed around with

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. He had enough pain tolerance to let Thomas put his fingers in his chest

wound - thats tough!

[noonwitch]

15. Did Gandalf raise anyone from the dead? Or heal lepers and paralytics?

Talitha cumi