my October Surprise prediction

[northernsoul]

Osama bin Laden is discovered with nukes, performing abortions and conducting gay marriages in one of Saddam's old palaces.

Whaddaya say?

[theorist]

1. With a Kerry yard sign at front, no less. n/t

[Phillycat]

2. Wearing a Yankees hat.

Just kidding! *ducks*

[Goldmund]

3. It would fizzle out...

...as soon as it's revealed that he was actually marrying Ann Coulter and Mary Cheney. After all, it's not exactly a "gay" marriage.

[sysoprock]

4. Double Whammy

Osama Bin Laden with nukes and dead puppies performing two simultanious abortions on lesbians who are at the same time being married, by a black female preacher who supports John Kerry.

[johnnie]

6. And he will be caught pulling a pen out of his shirt pocket

[Kierkegaard]

8. While holding down a part-time non-outsourced job in a pretzel factory,

passing out condoms to teenagers, hosting a banquet for two dozen high ranking al Queida leaders and possessing several rough drafts of a disparaging letter to the vice president encouraging him to stand close to microwave ovens whenever possible.

[Brotherjohn]

5. Using stem cells from those abortions to clone a baby for a gay couple...

And who is the donor for the original DNA, from whom that baby will be cloned...???

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HITLER!

[Cyrano]

7. It's all Clinton's fault.

[No2W2004]

9. Osama bin Laden is discovered with nukes, performing abortions

and conducting gay marriages in one of Saddam's old palaces while preventing OB-GYNs from the hard work of practicing their love so Kerry can send mexed missages while wearing flip flops.