No2W2004
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:13 PM
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VeeP Debate Drinking Game |
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as read on Wonkette:
Take one sip:
• Every time Edwards mentions Halliburton. (Do a shot every time Cheney mentions Halliburton. Overcharge yourself for it.) • Cheney mentions "trial lawyers"/"frivolous lawsuits." • Edwards mentions "ordinary"/"working" Americans. • Cheney claims Kerry-Edwards will raise taxes. • Edwards talks about "one America." (Take two sips every time he mentions "two Americas.") • Cheney says "flip" or "flop" or "flip-flop."
Take two sips:
• Edwards refers to the lack evidence connecting Iraq and al Qaeda. • Cheney insists that there is a connection. • Edwards refers to the administration "failing" at anything. • Cheney refers to the Kerry/Edwards ticket being "out of the mainstream." • Edwards smiles and shakes his head ruefully, as if to indicate Cheney just doesn't understand. • Cheney shakes his head and pounds his chest, as if to indicate he's having a heart attack. • Cheney says X number of terrorists have been "captured and killed." • Edwards tells a heartwarming/heartwrenching story. (Chug if he's the hero of the story.) • Anyone points with their thumb.
Chug:
• Cheney calls Edwards "John." • Edwards calls Cheney "Dick." • Cheney says that voting for Kerry will cause terrorists to attack. • Edwards throw money in the air and shouts, "I'm rich! I'm rich! I could buy and sell all of you!" • Cheney refers to Gwen Ifill as "you people," or -- more likely -- "Condi." • The two men give up and let their wives decide the debate in a cage match. • Edwards points out we have yet to capture Osama. • Cheney pulls Osama out from under his jacket.
Bonus rounds:
• Edwards calls himself the "son of a mill worker": Chug a bottle of moonshine. • Edwards refers to Cheney's six deferments: Have sex without using birth control. • Cheney mentions "family values": Do a shot with your gay daughter. • Cheney refers to Edwards's lack of foreign policy experience: Look for a WMD. • Edwards talks about the "fighting for people just like the ones I grew up with" -- sip expensive drink while thinking nostalgic thoughts about the people you grew up and their Budweisers. • Cheney tells Edwards to go fuck himself: Watch him try.
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Out the Parasites
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:14 PM
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1. Funny...what kind of dog is that? |
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:16 PM
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Half Mini Schnauzer, Half Mini Poodle.
25lbs of warm, fuzzy, lap dog.
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Out the Parasites
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:30 PM
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I have a miniture poodle...15 inches, 20 lbs...(not to be confused with the Toy poodle (8 inches, 8 lbs) or the gerbal like tea cup poodle (4 inches 2-4 lbs.)
Poodles are great, people are taking poodles and breading them with everything:
Labradoodle Schnoodle Cockapoodle Shepardoodle Losadoodle
There's many more oodles of poodles.
etc.
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:24 PM
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4. Anyone else think this? |
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Does Cheney remind anyone else of a Pirate?
I just expect him to break into Pirate speak at any second.
It's probably just me.
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:37 PM
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6. Ahoy me mateys! Aargh! |
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You're right, and he acts like he's been sailing the oceans blue WAAAY too long.
Welcome to DU!
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:20 PM
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take a drink every time ...edwards mentions someone choosing between food and prescription drugs ...edwards says "hope is on the way" ...cheney sneers
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:31 PM
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5. That's too many rules to remember. |
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I'll just take a drink every time anyone says anything, just to be on the safe side.:beer:
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