I am feeling so fucking cocky today. Ask me anything

[MrScorpio]

I feel like solviing some of YOUR problems.

Try not to wimp out this time, okay?

[Skittles]

1. I keep wanting to kick asses

it consumes a lot of my thoughts. What should I do, MrScorpio?

[MrScorpio]

2. Wear some good Timberlands

Great ass kicking boots!!

[da_chimperor]

3. Why do I love Volvo's so much?

Is it because they're so comfy to sit in, or is it a result of my love-affair with all things Swedish?

[MrScorpio]

5. I feel yah. I like Swedish stuff too. Check this out...

Miss Sweden 1998


Miss Sweden 1999


Miss Sweden (Contestant) 2000


Another contestant Miss Sweden 2001


Miss Sweden 2002 (GAWDDAM!!)


Miss Sweden 2003
http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_celebrities/couples/helena_stenback_and_heidi_ershult/

I love Sweden too!!

[da_chimperor]

10. Mmmmm, swedish girls

:9

[bigwillq]

4. Why am I wearing all green today? (nt)

[MrScorpio]

6. You're obviously too drunk to realize that St Patrick's Day is in March

That's okay. Have a Guinness on me

[bigwillq]

8. Drunk?

Not me. I'm at work.

But I hope to be drunk in a few hours when watching the debate.

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. How can a shy kid get a gf ?

[MrScorpio]

9. Pick a a girl, any girl and tell her this statement:

"Let's get together and do something sometime."

Read the rest here

http://www.getgirls.com/man2.htm

[Jackpine Radical]

11. Can you explain the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paper to me

in simple terms?

[MrScorpio]

12. Try this - The Scorpio Corollary

"A spinning sub-atomic particle gathers no moss."

Just keepin' it real for you.

[theorist]

14. Have you checked this out, yet?

http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Einstein-Podolsky-RosenParadox.html

I've never actually read that paper. I'm a quantum chemist, so I've only heard about the paradox on a superficial level.

[MrScorpio]

15. Dude, I'm an Air Force paper pusher - I don't know Quantum Physics

From squat.

But, if you want to have a lively discussion about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, I might be game.

(Oh yeah, I read it. Just don't ask me if I understood it)

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Can you help me get a job in Ohio?

I want to be closer to the Prophetess.

[MrScorpio]

16. Seeing how I'm currently in Virginia... That would be a no

But with the Internet, love from afar is always possible

[lpbk2713]

17. Have a hole in your pocket?

Old joke. Couldn't resist. Sorry.

[the Princess]

18. *waving hand* I have a question...............

Is it true what they say about Scorpio men??

You know what I mean right.....huh.......huh

Nudge nudge - wink wink

I really want to know. :)

[MrScorpio]

20. Oh, Yeah, Sweet Stuff... It's allll so true

I'm a living monument to the the truth behind Scorpio men.

Yeah, baby!!

[the Princess]

24. Oh Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Really nice to meet you Scorpio! <wink>

[JohnKleeb]

19. Why do I fall asleep randomly still?

[MrScorpio]

21. Your young hormones are out of whack

That, and all the underaged drinking

[democracyindanger]

22. That must be a new experience for a Lions fan.

[MrScorpio]

23. A (so far) winning record...

It's better than Crack

[DebiM]

25. Magic 8 ball

Will I win the lottery tonight?

[MrScorpio]

26. Ummm, let's see... "Very Doubtful"

http://www.mattelgames.com/magic8/flash_index.asp