Norbert
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Tue Oct-05-04 07:37 PM
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| Rodney Dangerfield one-liners & jokes. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 07:37 PM by Norbert
I know I probably don't have to look very hard on the net to find a website filled with his jokes 'n stuff but which ones do you remember.
Here's one:
And my wife. She want me to put up a mirror on the ceiling of our bedroom.
I said what for.
She says, "I want to see myself laugh."
Maybe if I put on a blazer and tie, and start pulling on the collar...
Nah!
Anyone else?
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Tue Oct-05-04 07:40 PM
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| 2. "As a baby, I was so ugly... |
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that my parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me". And the entire movie, "Caddyshack". Great lowbrow insanity.
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Tue Oct-05-04 07:48 PM
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| 3. "I've had a bad day... |
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bad, I tell you.
I got dressed, and the button fell off my pants...
I picked up my brief case, and the handle fell off...
I tell you, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
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