Dick Cheney seemed like the kind of guy I'd like to have embalm me!

[Lovecrafty]

We've heard this pathetic crap about Bush being "the type of guy you can have a beer with"...well I asked myself the same question about Cheney last night, "What type of guy is Cheney and what could he do with me?". All I could come up with at the moment is he seemed like the type of guy I'd like to embalm me once I'm dead! His monotone delivery, often mumbled and incoherent, coupled with his gloomy expression and head down in almost constant sorrow, reminded me of the undertaker that did my Grandmother last fall. As our family lined up to view the coffin, there was this undertaker greeting us as we mingled in the lobby of the funeral home. He also seemed very depressed and very boring, no doubt a face he assumes at funerals as a sign of condolences to the family. Still..Cheney hit me in the same way: very negative and somber, very boring and monotone. Felt like a true mean old bastard too rich to give a shit about me or you and content to slowly die with a scorched earth policy behind! Like watching Death itself hover over the table being forced to answer questions he doesn't even care about and considers a distraction from his REAL buisness: dealing death and despair!

[kcwayne]

1. Only if you have a fetish for having your liver eaten with a nice Chianti

and some fava beans....

[Sabriel]

2. I nominate him for the next Bond villain

He wouldn't even need makeup or acting training.

[apnu]

3. Sweet cthulu pic!

And don't forget:

[Gato Moteado]

4. cheney looks like he's been embalmed

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