Beware the Beast Man's six months and five days on Democratic Underground

[Beware the Beast Man]

I learned that there are too many cats in the world.

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. No, there aren't.

You just haven't heard my plan to cure world hunger. :evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Mmmmm....slab of tabby.

*Drool*

[Wat_Tyler]

3. Why aren't there any lumberjacks in the city?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Because there all the the malls

Eating hot dogs on a stick!

Bet you didn't know there was an answer to that, did you?
It's a bad Growing Pains reference.

[Kadie]

5. Cats? Did someone say cats?

[Wat_Tyler]

6. I won't need to buy lunch for a whole week!

:9