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Wed Oct-06-04 10:46 AM
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Attention lurking freelance writers: If you call me by the wrong name, |
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you won't get any work from me. :eyes:
Today, I received a query addressed to "Slade." My name is Stacie. My name is typed out neatly multiple times in every issue of this magazine. To the best of my knowledge, it's correct in all of the "Writer Handbook"-type publications. I do not see the difficulty here.
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Wed Oct-06-04 10:47 AM
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Will you now accept my bio on Solar Radio?
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Wed Oct-06-04 10:52 AM
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OK, Scabies is far worse. |
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And, sorry, you're querying the wrong mag by a long shot.
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Donkeyboy75
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Wed Oct-06-04 10:53 AM
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3. I can't do anything right! |
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Wed Oct-06-04 10:52 AM
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Maybe they scanned in your contact info using some kind of OCR software?
Or maybe they just have a crush, and that's their pet name for you. :)
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Wed Oct-06-04 10:55 AM
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4. Mama, Weer All Crazee Now. |
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:06 AM
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5. But "Slade" sounds so butch and adventurous |
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Shouldn't you be a mercenary in Afghanistan or something, Slade? :)
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:08 AM
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6. If I was a mercenary in Afghanistan, I wouldn't be receiving these queries |
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:12 AM
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I have wrote an great article about cleansor for the toylet areas. What is you're e-mail adres?
Hopefully,
Joe Freelance
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:19 AM
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8. The best was from someone applying for a job two years ago: |
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To whom it may concern: My name is Prince. I am a 19-year-old college student seeking employment working with Milwaukee's minority and low-income youth. Please call me to set up a time for an interview. Thank you, Prince
(Yes, his name was Price -- he did have a last name but I don't remember what. Unfortunately, the job being advertised had nothing to do with working with Milwaukee's minority and low-income youth; it was editorial work requiring a Bachelors degree.)
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:28 AM
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9. "See the chameleon, lying there in the sun |
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All things to everyone, run, run away."
Thanks! :grr:
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:47 AM
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I neede a job reel badd.
pleaz set up a intrvuw as suun as posibl
p.s. I loved your work in Guns and Roses...
RL
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Wed Oct-06-04 12:18 PM
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Wed Oct-06-04 12:25 PM
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13. Might be a handwriting problem. |
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It's epidemic. My name's Clint and thanks to the bad handwriting of receptionists and switchboard operators, I've been Oint more than a few times.
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Wed Oct-06-04 12:54 PM
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14. That's NOT what I want to hear today! |
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I wrote a cover letter for that radio job. I was told the station manager's name was Jamie.... when I got to the station, I found out it was actually "james"
KISS THAT JOB GOOD BYE!!!
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Wed Oct-06-04 01:05 PM
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I thought you liked glam rock. My bad. :-(
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