Bush's Mulligan

[Mortos]

With credit to Sniffa, I took the liberty of re-tooling his joke.


John Kerry and George Bush decide to play a game of one on one football to settle the Presidential race. They arrive at the stadium with fans of either candidate on the sidelines yelling their hearts out.

The game is lopsided from the beginning with Bush fumbling, running the wrong way, calling time outs and complaining about how hard the work is. Kerry on the other hand throws beautiful spirals to himself and even recovers his own punt which Bush fumbled and dropped. Kerry is the clear winner routing Bush 99 - 0 and is carried off the field by his adoring supporters.

Six days later, George W. Bush finally scores a touchdown.


***postscript***

After review, a penalty is assessed against team Bush for unsportsmanlike conduct, roughing his opponent after the play had ended and too many men on the field. All of Bush's points are taken away and Bush remains a miserable failure.

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[chaska]

1. Here's mine:

Who says W isn't an environmentalist? Why, the Whitehouse is practically overrun with skunks and weasels. And vultures have made a tremendous comback in Iraq.

[sniffa]

2. nice

i Like it. :D thanks.

i was trying to make it "non partisan" so hopefuLLy i couLd get the joke spread through non kerry fans.

[Mortos]

4. No need to make it non-partisan

It is funny because it is true.

[sniffa]

5. true

if i ever try to reach out to the other side, it's through humor (or my good Looks :P )

i think i'LL spLit them - my joke for my freeper friends and reLatives, and yours for the rest.

[sniffa]

3. kick it