Worst. Song. EVER!

[redqueen]

Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me

Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What the hell is WRONG with people?!
They're actually LISTENING to this... and ENJOYING IT!

I think my head might just explode. It was all I could do to keep from hurling things at them.

:argh:

[SidDithers]

1. See Journey thread from earlier today nt

Sid

[redqueen]

4. No

I would LOVE Journey if it would kill this whiny ****'s voice.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

[Worst Username Ever]

2. I disagree

"who let the dogs out"

[redqueen]

9. No, that is downright pleasant

compared to this awful dredge.

It really should be banned. If I owned that town, I would make a law that to NEVER allow this song within earshot EVER!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. No, no, no...

A mere bagatelle. Just whimsy in comparison to the all-time gorge-inducing song in history:

"Good Morning, Starshine"

Glibby, gloop, gloopy indeed...The musical version of Syrup of Ipecac.

[redqueen]

10. Don't know it

doensn't bother me... then again it won't kill her singsongy headache-creating screeching, so, it sucks.

[ET Awful]

5. All the songs mentioned are works of absolute beauty compared to

LET THE EAGLE SOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARR
LIKE SHE'S NEVER SOARED BEFORE

[redqueen]

11. It has not lodged in my head

well enough to become an irritant.

Thank God for small favors.

[Art_from_Ark]

35. That's definitely one of the all-time stomach-churners

:puke::puke::puke:

[CO Liberal]

6. I Humbly Submit The Following

"Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up - Yum!"

:-)

[redqueen]

12. Hey I like that one.

[ixion]

13. Hey, don't be doggin' Barnes and Barnes

Fish heads is one of the greatest songs ever written. :+

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
didn't have to pay to get it in.

They don't play baseball,
They're not good dancers,
They don't wear sweaters,
They don't play drums.


Rolly polly fish heads are never seen drinking capucino in italian restaurants with oriental women... yeah.

What's not to like? :silly:

[skypilot]

7. "Holiday"--Madonna

Holiday! Celebrate!
Ooh yeah. Ooh yeah.


Whatever. I know that it doesn't go exactly like that but it comes off just as bad in my mind and always has.

[redqueen]

14. LOL

that's actually funny... her writhing around on the ground... pfft... sad.

I liked it in highschool though! :scared:

[mvd]

36. I love it

One of the best feel-good songs IMO.

[donheld]

44. Our country would be better off if everybody would take a

Holiday
written by Curtis Hudson and Lisa Stevens
Track 5, Time: 6:11
-------------------------
Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

Chorus:

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice

Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times, oh yeah
One day to come together
To release the pressure
We need a holiday

(chorus)

You can turn this world around
And bring back all of those happy days
Put your troubles down
It's time to celebrate
Let love shine
And we will find
A way to come together
And make things better
We need a holiday

(chorus)

Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

(chorus)

Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

Holiday, Celebration
Come together in every nation

it's a wonderful dance song!

[ixion]

8. okay, I have to admit

I like that song. :freak:

Not that it is earth shattering in is composition or substance... I guess I like it because it's kind of perky, and I'm a sucker for a siren.

[redqueen]

17. The lyrics

The melody

Her voice

All of it makes me want to throw things.

Glad you enjoyed it though. :)

[gollygee]

15. I like that song - the one I hate is WE BUILT THIS CITY

We built this city on Rock - and - roll

ARRRGH

[redqueen]

18. Everyone hates THAT song

But it's not as irritating, IMO... it just plain sucks.

[ixion]

21. ARRRGH

that truly is the worst song ever...

[no name no slogan]

33. That is the #1 all time worst song ever, according to some TV show on VH-1

I forgot the show or the poll, but it is generally acknowledged as the WORST pop recording of the last half of the 20th century.

Even worse than "When a man loves a woman" by Michael Bolton.

[XNASA]

16. I'm willing to give Nina Persson the benefit of the doubt....

Not just for that song, but for anything at all, really.

[redqueen]

19. Well that's another subject

entirely.

[DelawareValleyDem]

20. This is worse

I think it's so groovy now
That people are finally getting together
I thinks it's so wonderful and how
That people are finally getting together
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
Reach out in the darkness
And you may find a friend

I knew a man that I did not care for
And then one day this man gave me a call
We sat and talked about things on our mind
And now this man he is a friend of mine
Don't be afraid of love
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid to love
Everybody needs a little love
Everybody needs somebody
That they can be thinking of


and the signing is even worse than the lyrics

[Art_from_Ark]

38. What's wrong with that song?

The guy is finally connecting with his father.

Reach out in the darkness (or across the generation gap) and you may find a friend

What's wrong with that? :shrug:

[CO Liberal]

22. They Just Played It On The Radio - "Disco Duck"

By Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots. Believe it or not, someone requested it and they played it on KCMN (1530 AM) in Colorado Springs.

[mvd]

37. I'll choose that one

There could be worse, but I don't feel like going through all the songs - lol.

[Hello_Kitty]

23. "Having My Baby"

By Paul Anka, I think. I literally want to cauterize my own ovaries every time I hear it. :puke:

[JimmyJazz]

24. lol

I'll see your "Having My Baby" and raise you
one
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot -

[donheld]

45. sorry to be the fly in the pie

i love that song, and the story it tells. Gordon Lightfoot did an awesome job.

[JimmyJazz]

54. Okay then I pick "You Light Up My LIfe" - Debby Boone

is that better? (or should I ask, "is it worse?")

[donheld]

55. ugh, now that's a bad song

:puke::eyes:

[patcox2]

25. I've been to paradise (but I've never been to me).

Charlene. dreck.

Most Rush.

Toby Keith.

Maneater. (most annoying earwig)

[Malikshah]

50. It opens Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Honey, if Drag Queens use it--it's been saved.

I adore the song--at least when "sung" in the movie.
:):):):)

[donheld]

56. i love that movie

it gave life to a lot of songs that could have been cast asside

[jpgray]

26. I like that song. I never play it, but I do like it

I'd say the worst song ever is somewhere in the depths of Rod Stewart's Camouflage.

edit: And it should be noted that I like a lot of shitty songs, or at least powerfully disliked songs. I have some really awful taste in music sometimes.

[tjdee]

27. Don't tell my heart MY ACHY BREAKY HEART I just don't think it'd understan

That song was up for a Best Songwriting Grammy.

I wanted to chase Billy Ray Cyrus down with a pair of scissors and chop that mullet right off. EWWWWWWWWW.

Frightening.

[tjdee]

28. I love you period. Do you love me question mark?

Please please exclamation point!

(I want to hold you in parentheses)!!

It was actually worse than Achy Breaky Heart, so I gave it a new reply.

It was sung in a really twangy country way....i love you periodddddddd....do you love me question maaaarrrrkk.....please please make it stop!!

[lazarus]

29. on VH1Classic RIGHT NOW

Biz Markie

"Just a Friend"

[tjdee]

30. So I took "blah blah's" word for it at this time, I thought just havin a

friend couldn't be no crime....

Ah, Biz Markie.

[ET Awful]

43. Hehehe Biz ruled :)

You caught the vapors :)

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

31. It's "Africa" by Toto

For the most mangled line in history

I know I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopardess above the Serengeti

[GRLMGC]

32. I love that song

It's a classic

[RetroLounge]

34. You really should have a visual to go along with the song

[Wapsie B]

39. Anything by Britney Spears.

n/t

[otohara]

40. MacArthur Park

yick

[liontamer]

42. is that the one with a cake in the rain?

I've never heard it but I've heard about it

[Malikshah]

51. And I'll never have that recipe..again....ohhhh nooo!

It's Donna Summer, though...

[qnr]

58. Well, kinda

But to me, it will always be Richard Harris (Albus Dumbledore to the younger generation) that I think of as the artist behind MacArthur Park, way before Donna Summer.

[liontamer]

41. I really like that song. In fact I may go home and listen to it

I liked the cardigans' talent for writing randomly anachronistic songs. All their songs feel like covers to me :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

46. Alive by Edwin

Most insincere peice of shit ever

[carpetbagger]

47. Compared to Muskrat Love, it's the zenith of western culture.

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

[ghostsofgiants]

48. As an Ozomatli fan, I respect your musical opinions...

But I like The Cardigans. Catchy as fuck.

Same goes for Journey, whoever mentioned them.

[opiate69]

49. "Spirit in the Sky"..

Norman Greenbaum.. gawd. Worst.Song.Ever...

(The Cardigans are pretty cool, actually.. the rest of their stuff rocks pretty hard, and, the way she looks in the video for Lovefool... yummy...)

[Malikshah]

52. Afternoon Delight

Skyrockets in flight....

Afternooon Delight!


Ahhh..ahhh ahhh.

Afternoon Delight!


Starlite Vocal Band

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[ghostsofgiants]

57. All I can think of when I hear that song...

Is Good Will Hunting, so it doesn't bother me. In fact, i kinda like it.

[TroubleMan]

53. I've been listening to rap for 20 years: here's my nominees for the worst

songs ever in rap (ones that got a lot of radio play):

The Rappin' Duke
Do the Pee Wee Herman by Joeski Love
The Twist (Yo Twist) by The Fat Boys with Chubby Checker
Work It by Nelly with Justin Timberlake
Principle's Office by Young MC
Ice, Ice, Baby by Vanilla Ice
Air Force Ones by Nelly

I'm sure a few more will come to me later.