Cat Therapist fees start at $85 and $325 for a house visit

[Champ]

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Therapist Carole Wilbourn can help. If you're a cat, that is.


The therapist will be on hand for this weekend's cat show in Madison Square Garden, where breeds from Japanese bobtails to hairless Sphynxes will be competing.

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Wilbourn's fees start at $85 (54 pounds) for a telephone consultation and $325 for a house visit in Manhattan with follow-up telephone calls.


While Wilbourn makes her living understanding cats, or perhaps more importantly understanding their owners, at the cat show, few would concede their pampered cats needed therapy.


"Does this cat look like he needs a therapist?" asked Ronnie Fischler as she combed a huge fluffy Persian sprawled on a table. "If he got any more relaxed, he'd be dead."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=856&ncid=856&e=1&u=/nm/20041006/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_cats

[Obamarama]

1. Pussy Therapy....

Now I've heard it all...LOL.

[lightbulb]

2. The scammer's dirty little secret:

ALL CATS ARE COMPLETELY INSANE.