What will Dumbyass do all day after he's booted?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

This, perhaps?

[the Princess]

1. Alternately

Play jacks and stare into the sun - till Laura kills him that is.

[Cyrano]

2. Finish his time with the Texas Air National Guard?

But more probably, watch cartoons on TV all day.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. I think he's BEEN doing that.

With rocks and no net.

That would explain a lot.

[Cha]

4. Go around the Country

..passing out koolaid kits. That is ..if he can tear himself away from his tumbleweeds.

[lightbulb]

5. Hopefully he'll hit the bottle again

He was a lot more fun when he was a DRUNK moran.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. I'm not so sure he ever stopped...

But if he did, he might want to take it up again.

[MikeG]

6. Cool. Where can you get one of those head basket thingies?

[Cyrano]

7. Custom made at the White House

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Here ya go:

http://secure.casuallivingusa.com/default.aspx?page=product&sender=search&uid=458635

It's called "Basket Case Game". It does look kind of fun! :D

[Big Kahuna]

8. Escape to a "secret, undisclosed location?"

to avoid prosecution?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. I doubt he'll ever be prosecuted.

If nobody's done it thus far, I can't see it happening at all.

[Ivan Sputnik]

9. Play golf all day

with OJ maybe?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Are they good buddies?

They oughtta be!

[Misunderestimator]

13. Disneyworld perhaps?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Heehee!

Great pic!

[Misunderestimator]

14. Or maybe this:

Or this:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. The Dogma one sounds interesting.

I wonder what it's all about?

[Nocturnes]

17. Hopefully

Hand himself into the authorities at The Hague and allow himself to be tried for War Crimes, Crimes Against Humanity, Breaches of the Geneva Convention etc etc etc

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. He'd never hand himself in.

He's taking the first flight to Mars outta here.

[sasquatch]

18. Break rocks in the work yard outside the Hague

:)