SheWhoMustBeObeyed
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Wed Oct-06-04 05:35 PM
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Newsday on Rodney: He Had A Million of 'Em |
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"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!" * * * "Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide.' He told me to pay in advance." * * * "One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh." * * * "Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H." * * * "Oh, when I was a kid I was poor. We were so poor, when my father died, they asked my mother, 'Paper or plastic?' " * *** "My uncle's dying wish, he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair." * * * "I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel." * * * "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." * * * "I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor, so they sent a priest to talk to me. He said, "On your mark. . ." * * * "My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday." * * * "I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the West." * * * "I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin." * * * "I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend." * * * "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Copyright © 2004, Newsday, Inc.
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Wed Oct-06-04 06:51 PM
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my wife believes that you can only take so much of his style . . .
He will be sorely missed. God rest his soul . . .
I can see it now . . .
"I got to the Pearly Gates - Saint Peter said 'Deliveries in the back . . . and don't let anybody see you!'"
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Wed Oct-06-04 07:19 PM
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2. "When I was born, the doctor took one look at me - |
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and slapped my mother"!!
I loved the guy. RIP Rodney, you gave us a million laughs. :toast:
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Wed Oct-06-04 09:46 PM
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I am really sad about his death.
Thanks for posting this.
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Wed Oct-06-04 09:51 PM
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4. My high school was tough |
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after they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family ...
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Wed Oct-06-04 09:54 PM
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5. SCTV's Dave Thomas did a great Dangerfield impersonation. |
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"My wife told me to take out the trash. She's always trying to fix me up with dates."
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Wed Oct-06-04 09:58 PM
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6. The first stanza of Billy Joel's "My Life" was written for him. |
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I posted this elsewhere, but wanted to share with those here as well.
"Got a call from an old friend We used to be real close Said he couldn't go on the American way Closed the shop, sold the house Bought a ticket to the west coast Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L A"
RIP Rodney!
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Wed Oct-06-04 11:45 PM
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7. My friend can't understand how I feel about him. |
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I loved watching him. I don't always laugh at comics' jokes but I always did at his.
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