Fun with Homonyms

[SoCalDem]

http://www.cooper.com/alan/homonym_list.html

An Ode to the Spelling Chequer
Prays the Lord for the spelling chequer
That came with our pea sea!
Mecca mistake and it puts you rite
Its so easy to ewes, you sea.

I never used to no, was it e before eye?
(Four sometimes its eye before e.)
But now I've discovered the quay to success
It's as simple as won, too, free!

Sew watt if you lose a letter or two,
The whirled won't come two an end!
Can't you sea? It's as plane as the knows on yore face
S. Chequer's my very best friend

I've always had trubble with letters that double
"Is it one or to S's?" I'd wine
But now, as I've tolled you this chequer is grate
And its hi thyme you got won, like mine.

—Janet E. Byford

Used by permission

[displacedtexan]

1. reminds me of my favorite joke

what's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
you can't hear an enzyme.

[arwalden]

2. How Do You Make A Hormone?

Don't pay her.
Tell her a bad joke.
Pull her hair.