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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 09:09 PM
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Rules of Marriage
Marriage ( Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules "I'll be home when I want, if I
want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell

you that I won't be home dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard
time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No,
that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven
o'clock every night.....whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My
Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Marriage (Part III)

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband
gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms
out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to
make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this late, doing what?" "Getting a second
opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite
of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man

decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go
home 'Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

:)
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 09:49 PM
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1. LOL!!
Thanks, those were good!
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tibbir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 11:52 PM
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2. Too funny!!
These are too good not to be shared.
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