We Haven't Done a "Looney Tunes" Thread In a Long Time

[CO Liberal]

Post your favorite Looney Tune lines in the Subject line. I'll start with the next message.

[CO Liberal]

1. "Great Horny Toads!!!" - Yosemite Sam

[Catch22Dem]

2. "I say, you're gettin' it all wrong, son!" - Foghorn Leghorn

[CO Liberal]

3. "You Gotta - I Say, You Gotta Keep on Your TOES!!!!

"TOES, that is!"

:-)

[mac56]

25. "There's something kind of ewwwww about a boy that don't like baseball!"

nm

[CO Liberal]

27. "I Dont - I Say, I Don't Need Your LOVE To Keep Me Warm...."

"I've got my BANDAGES to keep me warm!"

[mac56]

32. ooops

posted Marvin the Martian in the Foghorn Leghorn queue!

[TOhioLiberal]

4. About as sharp as a sack of wet mice...n/t

[Archae]

5. Foghorn Leghorn line that describes Bush.

I say, that boy's as sharp as a bowling ball. :D

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

9. I'm a rootin', tootin', lasso-loopin', popgun-shootin' chickenhawk!

That's the line that pops into my head whenever I think about Bush.

[markbark]

6. Pronoun trouble....

It isn't he doesn't have to shoot YOU now,
it's he doesn't have to shoot ME now.
Well I say he DOES have to shoot me now.
SO SHOOT ME NOW.
(not again!)
BLAM

[WMliberal]

7. foghorn leghorn

That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal.

[brentspeak]

8. "She's got that ol' ball & chain look in her eyes" - Daffy (n/t)

[BiggJawn]

10. "There are NO Labrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrea Tar pits in SCOTLAND!!!"

Bugs took a wrong toin at alby-koiky...

[Endangered Specie]

11. Hassan CHOP!

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/hassan03.wav

[Endangered Specie]

12. open sarsparilla, uh, open Saskatchewan...

open septuagenarian, uh, open saddle soap, eh open sesame.

[the Princess]

13. I'm a Chicken Hawk, and YOU'RE a CHICKEN!!!!"

[jpgray]

14. Duck season! Rabbit Season! (runner up: Kill the wabbit!)

:)

But some of my favorite Loony Tunes are Wile E Coyote affairs, and there is no dialogue there.

[Endangered Specie]

15. Ive always enjoyed the scientific names for the Road Runner

(Acceleratii Incredibilus) and Wile E. Coyote (Eternalii Famishus)... (anyone know a comprehensive list?)

[CO Liberal]

50. "Hottus Roddus"

:-)

[Ladyhawk]

16. To the tune of Wagner: "Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!...

...Kill the wabbit!"

"Nyaaaaa...how will you kill the wabbit?"
"With my spear and magic helmut!"
"Your spear and magic helmut?"
"My spear and magic helmut...and I'll give you a SAMPLE!"

[Endangered Specie]

17. E Pluribus Uranium

-Bugs Bunny

[CO Liberal]

18. Bugs in Drag: "I'd Like to see something nice ..."

"...in a pair of bedroom slippers."

Store mamager: "Confidentially, so would I!!"

(I didn't get that joke until I was in my 20s and watching that cartoon with my kids.) :-)

[the Princess]

19. "Don't go up there it's dark"

[the Princess]

20. 'You monsters lead such Interesting lives"

[CO Liberal]

38. "And So, Having Disposed of the Monster..."

"...exit our hero through the front door."

[CO Liberal]

39. "And So, Having Re-Disposed of the Monster..."

"...exit our hero through the front door."

[CO Liberal]

40. "And So, Having Re-Re-Disposed of the Monster..."

"...exit our hero through the front door."

[the Princess]

21. You remind me of Paaaauuuuull......

My pet tarantula!

[ironflange]

22. "Weww, I finawwy got even with that scwewy wabbit"

Rabbit Rampage

[CO Liberal]

23. "Hey, GRANDMA!! I Broughtcha a little BUNNYRABBIT!! Ta HAVE!!!"

"The five o'clock whistle's on the blink
The whistle won't blow and what do ya think?
My papa's still in the factory
'Cause he don't know what TI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-M-E
It happens ta be!"

[mac56]

24. "Sowwy, fewwas, but I'm a vegetewwian!"

nm

[CO Liberal]

61. Bugs: "Be Vewy Qwiet - We're hunting Elmers" Daffy: "He-He-He-He!"

:-)

[regularguy]

26. OK CLEMSY! Take the boys and surround the house!

[regularguy]

43. OH HO, he's hidin' in the stove, eh?

[CO Liberal]

46. "Would I Turn on the Gas If My Friend Were in That Stove?"

[regularguy]

51. OK Rabbit, you've convinced me...

[SotarrTheWizard]

28. "Where's the kaboom ? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom

- Donald Rumsfield, March 20, 2003, remarking on the lack of "Shock and Awe". . . .

[Phillycat]

29. "You'll never take me alive, coppers! Yeah, see, yeah!"

Bugs doing his Bugsy Malone impression.

[Aristus]

30. "DAW..Ah say, HEY, DAWG! Come ovah heah, boah

Now, no need tah be unfrinlee, dawg. Ah come tah make PEACE! Ah come tah bury the hatchet. Not in yo poanted haid, boah. (This boah's so dumb, he doan know whethah he comin' o' goin'!)"

Hmm. Lot of votes for Foghorn, here. Must be that loud, obnoxious accent.

[CO Liberal]

31. Daffy Duck (singing): "She Was an Acrobat's Daughter...."

"She swung by her teeth from a noose.
But at one matinee
Her bridgework gave way
And she flew through the air like a goose..."

[mac56]

33. "Drat these computers! They're so naughty and so complex!

I just want to pinch them!"

[CO Liberal]

34. "You Make Me VERY Angry....."

"VERY angry, indeed...."

[noonwitch]

35. "You're so next" ("The Rabbit of Seville")

That's my all time favorite looney toon short. That line is something I say a lot and most people don't get it. I guess I should sing it!

[stlchic]

59. Mine is from the same short...

"Can't you see that I'm much sweeter....I'm your little senyoreeter..."

:silly:

[CO Liberal]

36. "30 Days Has September, April, June, and Montana....

All the rest have warmer weather
Except in summer - which isn't that often."

Bugs Bunny, in one of his first cartoons.

[CO Liberal]

37. Bugs:" I KNEW I Should Have Made That Left Toin At Albakoikee!"

One of my favorite Looney Tune quotes, because when we were moving to Colorado from Nevada, it's a left-turn exit to get from I-40 to I-25. And while we were taking the exit, I was yelling "We're making a left toin at Albakoikee!!"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

41. "Food Around The Corner, Food Around The Corner..."

"Food around the corner for me
Halelujia, brother..."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

56. This particular cartoon is gut bustingly funny. Should be seen by all

humans.

And the dog's expression after he finishes dragging his hinie around the carpet is beyond priceless...

"NOW I've seen EVERYTHING!"

[CO Liberal]

57. The Cat Says That At The End....

...of the uncut version - just before he shoots himself. (They never show that part on Cartoon Network any more....)

The dog says "Say - I better cut that out. I'm beginning to like it!!"

[Liberal Classic]

42. I speak softly, but I carry a big stick!

Oh, yeah? Well, I speak LOUD! And I carry a BIGGER stick! And I use it, too!

*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*

[Endangered Specie]

44. Well, of course you know...This Means WAR!

[Endangered Specie]

45. If'n'I had four feet and went hee-haw, what would I be? (Col Shuffle)

... Why you'd be a JACKASS (bugs)

[Endangered Specie]

47. I can't allow you to molest that little flower of the south...

TAKE THAT sir! *Splash*

[Endangered Specie]

48. DUCK! You have descrated the spirit of the LAMP!...

Prepare to take the consequences!

conesquences smonsequences, as long as im rich...

[CO Liberal]

49. "Out-Out-Out!!! Go-Go-Go!!! Mine-Mine-Mine!!!"

I'm rich! I'm a greedy miser...."

[CO Liberal]

52. Afternoon Kick

:kick:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

53. "Never send a monster to do an evil scientist's work!"

[CO Liberal]

55. Neon Sign on Side of Castle: "Evil Scientist - BOO!"

:-)

[NamVetsWeeLass]

54. Meep Meep

Sorry... Mopar-Girl here, Gotta be the Road Runner... If he catches you you're through....Road Runner!! MEEP MEEP

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

58. Being disintegrated makes me very angry!

[DerekG]

60. "Big deal." --Porky Pig

From "Duck Dodgers."

Daffy and Marvin the Martian are engaging in a phallus-waving contest, and use their doomsday weapons to destroy the world. Daffy subsequently claims the piece of rubble that is left, and thus comes Porky's response.

The most biting Cold War satire EVER, better than anything from Dr. Strangelove.