Post the dirtiest song lyrics you know...

[LostInAnomie]

... but replace the dirty words with the name of a dog breed.

Ex: "Slow your @$$ down cause we're not in a race. I'll pull it out and shoot it right in your face." This will be changed to "Slow you Great Dane down cause we're not in a race. I'll pull it out and shoot it right in your face."

See what you come up with.

[goodboy]

1. why don't you get the pug outta my face....now...

why don't you get the pug outta my face....now...why don't you get the pug outta my face....NOW!


Korn

[Indiana_Dem]

2. Hey hey there! Stop that! eom

[kixot]

3. Ok. You asked for it.

We Want Some ChowChow

Chorus(4x): Luke
Somebody say HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!
(HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!)

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was Shih-Tzu out of luck
Because I'd stick my Mastiff in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not!
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo!

Somebody say HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!
(HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!)

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
I'm the Peter Piper of the 1980's
Got a long hard Mastiff for all of the ladies
I don't care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I'll look at you, and you will look at me
With my Mastiff in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, 'cause I won't say please
Just nibble on my Mastiff like a rat does cheese!

Somebody say HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!
(HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME ChowChow!)

Surprisingly, there weren't as many replacements needed as I had first thought.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Bichon Frises ain't shit but Malemuts and Yorkies.

Snoop & dre.

[skjpm]

5. full of fish and finger pies in summer, meanwhile back. . .

once I found it was dirty, it changed my whole image of Penny Lane.

[JVS]

6. Not for the faint of heart and please excuse the crudity

never mind, too much work

[GRLMGC]

7. put it in my mouth

I said my motherfucking mouth
Or you could just eat me out


Nice, delicate lyrics

[the Princess]

8. Muscrat Love

Muskrat Susie
Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Down in Muskrat Land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny

Looks like Muskrat Love.......

*shiver*

I really don't want to know about Animal sex. :)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. Ok but they are really profound

and I don't know how I can work a dog breed into it:

Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax Relax Relax
Higher higher Relax

Now's The Time, It's Party Time

Hey

[OneBlueSky]

10. "You're breakin' my heart,

You're tearin' it apart
So "pug" you! . . .