I will kill you all

[WilliamPitt]

Try me.

[WilliamPitt]

1. Go ahead

I dare you.

[Endangered Specie]

2. Bring it on! Bitch!

;)

[WilliamPitt]

4. OK, you're dead

[SoCalDem]

3. Are YOU the one who advertised on ebay??

We have finally "found you out "...:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

7. Perhaps

but now I must murder you. Sorry. Hold still.

[silverweb]

5. Great article, Will...

As usual.

:hi:

[WilliamPitt]

13. Thanks...gotta kill you anyway

Sorry

[LiberalVoice]

6. Ya momma

nuf' said.

[WilliamPitt]

8. You, Howard Dean, hat dude, and the cute little girl

are all dead. Sorry.

[WillaYumpit]

9. With your pen or your sword?

;)

[WilliamPitt]

11. Your screen name is freaking me out

so I'm gonna say 'both'.

[maveric]

10. You will never kill a man from Lawrence MA.

We were born and raised to kill or be killed!

[WilliamPitt]

12. Eat the death from the man from Brighton

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[NamVetsWeeLass]

20. Brighton?

how about we form an Unholy alliance... I am from Butler... (For those of you not from PA think Children of the Corn--On Heroin) Then you can kill me.

[PittLib]

23. yeah - me, too.

I just don't admit it so readily. I have to admire your description! ;)

[NamVetsWeeLass]

28. eh....

I usually say I am from Pittsburgh LOL. It is easier and people don't look for me behind the rows that way ROFLMFAO

[WilliamPitt]

30. He Wo Walks Behind The Rows

:)

[PittLib]

43. ha! (chuckle, snort)...

I really do live in Pittsburgh now - but I was raised in Butler. Row 148 near the old oak tree.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

59. Hey, I know people from over there....

I am from row 158... Ya know out by the Hot pepper line.

[WilliamPitt]

27. I'm always a fan of unholy alliances

I've had one with Kerry since January...bastard is taking all I have to give. Could you be worse? I doubt it.

[maveric]

21. Brighton, Hah! We pee on Brighton.

I challenge you to a bottle fight for a veal cutlet grindah!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

24. Veal Cutlet?

HA, I see your Veal Cutlet and raise you a quart of Brighton Hot Dog Sauce!

[WilliamPitt]

29. Bleh

Is that like mustard?

[maveric]

32. Or a quart of Methuen Picalilly!

The finest in the land and worth a pint or two of Brighton Hot Dog sauce.

[WilliamPitt]

26. You gat nuthin

Our spas are way bettah.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Sorry, I am from Brooklyn. Already dead, gone to hell, come back.

Go for it.

[WilliamPitt]

15. But you won tonight

which means you deserve death.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. You mean that team from da Bronx?

Hey, don't project that shit on me.

[WilliamPitt]

17. Apologies...I assume everyone from the Bronx sucks ass

;)

Kidding, of course.

Not really.

;)

[LDS Jock]

18. but I'm so sweet and lovable

and who will take care of the puppies?

[WilliamPitt]

19. ..and so, so so killable

stab stab stab, and your little dog, too.

;)

[donheld]

22. William, enough is enough

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[WilliamPitt]

25. Spank me? Kill you.

[donheld]

31. kill me, go ahead i'll haunt you

With the ghost of Richard Nixonn :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

34. Me n' Hunter

No sweat. ;)

[MsMagnificent]

37. Pfft

If he kills me I'll haunt him with the ghost of Ann Coulter

AND the ghost of Dick Cheney

Naked

Together

In a constant state of connubial bliss.

[WilliamPitt]

39. To die. In the rain.

[MsMagnificent]

49. Nuh-uh

Sweet talk isn't getting you out of this
No it ain't!

[Kenneth ken]

33. What's this?

Kill (by) Bill vol III ?

heh, I called you Bill; at least you can say I deserved to die. :D

:hi:

[WilliamPitt]

35. True

...true...They Who Call Me Bill must be put to the sword, 'tis true, and no slippin it.

P'raps we'll make an exception this time...provided ye doesn't rebel again.

[Kenneth ken]

36. Well now I know how Damocles must have felt. n/t

[WilliamPitt]

40. For a second...maybe...

[ReadTomPaine]

38. Sounds like 'Dr. Forrester' from Mystery Science Theater 3000!

[MikeG]

41. This town's been dead for a long time. No biggie Mr. Pitt.

[porkrind]

42. At least make it a clean shot.

For god's sake, don't just wound me. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

44. No! Please Mr. Pitt! Please don't kill me!

I'm too young to die!

[Susang]

45. I'm not dead yet.

:P

[MallRat]

46. You can't kill something that's already dead. MUAHAHAHA!

[Phillycat]

47. Please Hammer! Don't hurt 'em!

[HEyHEY]

48. Be careful, what if he really HAS lost it?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

50. I'm some 6,000 miles away. You can only kill me if you have ICBMs. Do you?

[nickgutierrez]

51. Cheney: "You first."

[VOX]

52. Will, the way things are going today, you'd be doing me a favor!

Please, make it STOP.

[Tsiyu]

53. You make a threat like that up in these hills, Bubba

We got HOLES we throw folks in. Then everyone stands around and tosses in their favorite nearby rock.

If you're from Out Of Town, we chop you up n' feed you to the hogs. They eat th'bone and all. No body. No crime.

Y'all come visit!

On edit: Bubba Will must be killing freepers presently. Hope he returns to continue this duel.

[miss_kitty]

54. YOU???????

and what army?

[miss_kitty]

55. DID YOU JUST MAKE MY FIREFOX SHUT DOWN?

THEN REBOOT MY COMPUTER?

Watch out everyone-this guy is

POWERFUL

[Taverner]

56. SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!!

[AlFrankenFan]

57. I have a samurai sword...and I'm not afraid to use it!

[donheld]

58. Will, if you kill too many of us

you will be all alone





with dick and W :evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

60. I'm a liberal in TEXAS

you think you scare me?

HA! It is to laugh.

Nothing can kill a Texas liberal. Nothing.

[foxy]

61. Me first please!

Just do it and not think about it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

62. Not me.

I've got the beer.