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Thu Oct-07-04 04:39 AM
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| "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!" |
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 05:28 AM by WilliamPitt
- Best Rodney Dangerfield Line Ever.
RIP.
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| Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:34 AM
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| 1. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it... |
| ET Awful
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:11 AM
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| 2. It's a coming out party . . . |
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Well put her back in, she isn't done yet.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:15 AM
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:16 AM
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 07:17 AM by WilliamPitt
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| Misunderestimator
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:31 AM
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| 5. A girl phoned me the other day and said... |
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Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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| Misunderestimator
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:32 AM
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| 6. If it wasn't for pick-pockets ... |
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I'd have no sex life at all.
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| Tsiyu
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:44 AM
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| 7. I can't get no respect |
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The other day I was in bed with my wife and someone knocked on the door. She told me, " Quick. Jump in the closet."
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| ET Awful
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:46 AM
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| 8. All men are created equal my ass! |
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when Ron Jeremy guested on Rodney's old show and opened his robe during a skit :)
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| regularguy
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:55 AM
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| 9. My mother never breast-fed me; she said we were just good friends |
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 07:58 AM by regularguy
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| jus_the_facts
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:04 AM
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| 10. "Tell the chef this is low grade dog food!" |
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:40 AM
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| 11. Ya gotta give credit where credit is due, though... |
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As great as Rodney was, the reactions that Ted Knight gave him in Caddyshack were equally priceless, even the wordless, Freeper stride out of the store after he discards the bad hat.
"B-b-b-buy Bushwood?!?"
Ted Knight, RIP as well. It's a long way to Tipperary.
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| Zomby Woof
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Thu Oct-07-04 09:34 AM
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They're starting to have sex younger and younger!
Why, they're making birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone!
I was so scared the first time I had sex, I tell ya... I was so scared! I was all alone!
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Thu Oct-07-04 09:39 AM
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| 13. My wife told me to take out the garbage. |
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I said 'you cooked it, you take it out!'
:bounce:
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Thu Oct-07-04 10:24 AM
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| 14. "My wife likes to talk during sex. . . |
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. . .last night she called me from the Holiday Inn."
Ba-da-bum-bum---TISH!
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