"I Am Eating My Husband's Soul" Watches the Debate

[MrBenchley]

Hilarious....

"“Here’s your savior, honey. Now sit tight.” I told the one woman who had started crying softly into her King James bible, frantically flipping to find the psalm that would explain this.
“Katy!” Eric screamed, “Get me OUT OF HERE!”
“Shhh! Bush is talking! Let’s LISTEN!” I hissed.
We all looked at the television screen. GW looked back at us blankly. “Uhhhh…” said
The Leader of the New Crusades. Something about Poland.
“It’s okay, take a sip of your frosty beverage,” I soothed the Christians.  “Good, isn’t it?”
They all nodded, absently."


http://blogs.salon.com/0003076/