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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:54 AM
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Why does this penis have teeth??


:scared:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:56 AM
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1. Ew
Is that a naked mole rat? I feel sorry for the little guy...
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:59 AM
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5. I'm not at all sure what it is
I thought maybe a shrew, but I decided "hey, he doesn't look shrewish"...

/Mel Brooks :D
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:11 AM
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8. That is indeed a naked mole rat
The only truly social mammal
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:16 AM
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14. Um, padon me?
Care to expand on that please?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:33 AM
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15. A social animal, you mean?
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 10:34 AM by EstimatedProphet
"Social" animals have an inherent division of labor which is so well-defined that different individuals are born with a specific body shape suited to their role within the community. for example, warrior ants are much bigger than their drone counterparts, male bees don't have stingers because they don't defend the hive, etc. Naked mole rats live in a societal structure that could best be called a "hive", like bees and ants; they also demonstrate body dimorphism in relation to social duties. They are the only mammalian social animal. All the others (to my knowledge) are insects.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:01 AM
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18. A recent Natl Geographic mentioned the discovery of a couple of species
of social crustaceans. I can't find it either in the magazine or online; it may have been the August issue.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:07 AM
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20. I hadn't heard that. Interesting.
Of course, crustaceans and insects are so closely related as to be "fraternal twins" in an evolutionary standpoint, so it isn't too surprising...
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:26 PM
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29. Still can't find dang NG article; here's somebody studying them
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:09 AM
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21. Ahh now I get it.
Quite interesting... thanks! :)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:41 AM
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25. Anytime, my queen n/t
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:57 AM
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2. OMG!!!! This is so ugly it's AWESOME!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:57 AM
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3. It also has a pretty nasty sunburn.
And eyes.

And a nose.

And whiskers where there should be none.

Nope. Looks normal to me.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:13 PM
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27. Hey Fen...
You may want to...umm...consult someone...
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 09:57 AM
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4. what a sweetie
darn it the poor baby looks so cute! (i am weak)
there's some cartoon on disney with a mole rat character so I guess I'm not the only one
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 01:08 PM
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33. Kim Possible
The sidekick Ron has a genius naked mole rat that has saved the day more than once, and was even elevated to godlike status as the founder of a new mole rat race in one alternate timeline.

Hey, quit looking at me like that...my kids watch it...I swear...er...:crazy:
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:20 PM
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34. don't feel bad
I don't have any kids so the fact that I even knew of the show tells you something.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:00 AM
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6. he is Jewish!
:D
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NoTaxForMe Donating Member (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:09 AM
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7. If your penis looks like that
even without the teeth and eyes, you might want to get yourself checked.

just a suggestion.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:41 AM
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16. Oh, my penis is just FINE, thanks anyway
;) :D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:11 AM
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9. Those aren't REAL teeth.
I just glued them on for my Halloween costume, silly.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:12 AM
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10. OUCH!!! It is amazing the pictures that DUers can find...
:hi:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:13 AM
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11. I LOVE naked mole rats!!!!!
They're so cute, they ARE like penises with teeth!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:14 AM
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12. The teeth, eyes and nose come off with circumcision...
...so watch it with the 'intact' guys!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:16 AM
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13. ROFL!!! There have been some great one liners in here lately...
The mood is definitely lifting. :hi: Thanks for the giggle.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:01 AM
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19. thank god my mother was jewish
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:44 AM
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17. I really don't know how to respond to this
bwhahahahahaha
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:10 AM
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22. That is One Disturbing Photo
On so many levels.... :scared:
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:14 AM
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23. lol, i don't think i've ever seen a penis
that looks remotely close to that. ha

also note, it's the size of his finger.

you need to get out more ;-)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:38 AM
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24. for proper mastication?
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:06 PM
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26. i can not believe my moyel posted a pix from my bris!
curses, moyelled again!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:13 PM
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28. Oy
I don't think that one would go over even in the Catskills. :D
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:29 PM
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30. the bris was so short the moyel refused even to take the tip
in memory of rodney dangerfield.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:41 PM
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32. Amber you are a very silly woman
that is a compliment in my family.

well, next time I am looking at... well never mind. :)
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 12:35 PM
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31. Looks pretty familiar...
except where's the chafing? :shrug:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 07:09 PM
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35. Kick
I'd hate for anyone to have missed this...:7
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 10:11 PM
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36. Evening Kick
:kick:
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