Republicans, Out of Ideas, Ask Prosecutors to Arrest Michael Moore

[MichaelHarris]

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_14098.shtml

"Dear Friends,

You may have heard by now that the Michigan Republican Party has called for my arrest. That's right. They literally want me brought up on charges -- and hope that I'm locked up.

If they promise me that they'll do this, I give the guys a 3-pack of new Fruit of the Loom underwear, and the women get a day's supply of Ramen noodles.

2004 Slacker Oath: "Pick nose! Pick butt! Pick Kerry."

Mr. Moore, thongs are better than Ramen noodles for the ladies.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Go Ahead. Make My Day.

What those *morans* can't seem to figure out is that the more they hassle somebody like Michael Moore, the more publicity he gets and the dumber and more fascistic they look.

[MichaelHarris]

2. how much

time do you get for giving out underwear? Martha got like 8 months for lying so underwear bribing is good for at least deuce

[zbdent]

3. Moore should endear himself to the Republicans

He should go off and kill 1100 soldiers, rape a kid, steal money from trust funds, drive through a stop sign and kill an ex-girlfriend, you get the idea.

The Repukes would love him then. As long as he would say something bad about Dems.

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