Top 10 freeper bookmarks

[MichaelHarris]

1. www.IloveMyMullet.edu
2. www.SmokeyAndTheBanditFanClub.org
3. www.YoungGoats.biz
4. www.CamerosForever.com
5. www.VelvetElvisWholesale.biz
6. www.JerryFalwellComemorativePlates.com
7. www.FindAdentist.org
8. www.MySistersHot.com
9. www.9/11CommemorativeCoinsMadeFromReclaimedSilverThatMaybeFromFillingsOfTheVictims.com
and finally
10.www.factcheck.com

[flvegan]

1. I don't know, Buford T. Justice was pretty damn funny...

[MichaelHarris]

4. "and

don't ya go playin wit yourselves either" he was pretty funny in that.

[Blue_Tires]

15. smokey and the bandit fucking OWNS

"As soon as we get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouf!"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. www.swedishpenispump.edu

[MichaelHarris]

5. hahahaha

forgot about that one.

[apnu]

3. but... but... Smokey and the Bandit is a great movie!

[MichaelHarris]

6. I was having trouble

coming up with a good freeper movie. Rambo was too easy.

[apnu]

12. I was kidding

Want a good freeper movie? Try "Missing in Action"



Ouch... painful. The only neat thing I can say about that film is the same year we were introduced to Sam Rami and the "Evil Dead"

[MichaelHarris]

13. man that would do it

or "Red Dawn" those freep-nuts live for the day they can shoot invaders.

[apnu]

14. yeah...

Red Dawn, and Delta Force (another horrid Norris movie)

My God, I've seen all these films. I was surrounded by freepers during my whole childhood!

Another movie series that the young freeper in training liked, as I recall, was "American Ninja" http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/american/american.htm


Wow, film can be really telling can't it? Look at all the jingoistic bellicose films of the 1980's and look who was president.

*shudder* Imagine if they made movies in Shrubbie's vein of thinking?

[zbdent]

7. Funny - 10 bookmarks, and

no books . . .

[MichaelHarris]

10. books

on tape maybe if they come in 8-track.

[zbdent]

16. My ABCs for Dummies

n/t

[zbdent]

17. Sex for freepers

Advanced edition:

Chapter 1 - in

Chapter 2 - out

Chapter 3 - light up.

[zbdent]

18. Beginner's guide

Chapter 1 - move hand up

Chapter 2 - move hand down

Repeat chapters 1 and 2 if necessary.

[underpants]

8. Cucumber

Don't laugh my mother was a librarian and someone returned a book with horrible damage to it. They had used a slice (lengthwise) of a cucumber as a bookmark.

[MichaelHarris]

9. wonder

where that cuke had been? The things it must have seen.

[baldguy]

11. You're missing one of the most popular ones.

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/