Laura Bush confesses....Warning Adults Only!

[AmerDem]

'George gave me oral sex'


http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/laurabush.html


I hope this isn't too over the top.

[democratreformed]

1. I don't know if it's "over the top", but it's hilarious! n/t

[AmerDem]

3. hehe

that's my opinion also!

[Killarney]

2. You should not have posted this

during lunchtime. ;)

I nearly vomited.

:toast:
LOL.

[skypilot]

4. This is the one time...

...that I'll pass on the money shot.

[951]

5. I'd love laura and her two chimpy's to give me oral sex... TOGETHER!

...YEAAAAH! USA! USA! USA!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

13. "orgies releive social tensions and should be encouraged" Justice Scalia

[ronnykmarshall]

20. I see you're a Betty Bowers fan!

I love the merch on her website.

[DulceDecorum]

6. Isn't that illegal in Washington DC?

I thought I saw that somewhere.

[951]

7. That explains why Bush makes frequent runs to Texas with his daughters

:bounce:

[indigobusiness]

8. “What’s cookin’ in that li’l head of yours, darlin’?”

That mischievous lustful look in his eyes was replaced with the fear of death. His hands went to his neck and his face started to turn very red.
If it weren’t so funny, it would’ve been really scary. But I slowly began to realize I needed to do something. I mean, if I waited much longer, that asshole Dick Cheney would be President, and then we’d all be screwed. George continued choking, and I started to panic. Meanwhile, the dogs just sat there, like bumps on logs, no help at all. As I hesitated, George was losing consciousness. So I performed my civic duty. I wrapped my hands around his chest, just below his rib cage, and I squeezed. Mr. Heimlich would’ve been proud to see that lubricated pretzel jump out of his mouth and fly across the room. When I let go of him, his body went as limp as his manhood, and your President slumped down onto the coffee table headfirst, and then onto the floor. I quickly checked for a pulse and was relieved to find one. He was lying on the floor naked, slowly gaining colour. When he came to, he didn’t remember a thing, and he had a headache the size of the federal deficit. I gave him some ice cream and put him to bed.

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[951]

9. WTF?? - I didnt need to see that!!!!!

[noiretextatique]

10. have you heard of the LOUNGE?

i've asked the moderators to move your thread there.

[951]

11. Fascist!

heh heh Just kidding but I have to disagree I think it should stay here if this goes the "Did Laura Bush Have a Face Lift?" thread should go too

[noiretextatique]

12. it should go too. the lounge is for vanity posts. eom

[anarchy1999]

15. I support you 100%. Thanks for doing so, this has no place in GD.

n/t

[WLKjr]

14. Wow, she really looks like she is getting into it!

LoL :D

[anarchy1999]

16. Move this to the Lounge. DU deserves respect and this gives us not

much. Way too many more important things happening than for this to garner lots of attention in General Discussion. IMHO it makes us look far worse than FreeRepublic and the Protest Warriors put together.

For shame.

[951]

17. Awww we're talking bad the first lady and you don't like it...

Shame that the mods had to cower and move the topic

[Name removed]

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[AmerDem]

18. I think you were being a bit

melodramatic but it has been moved. Perhaps others can get a good laugh over here at the Lounge!

Good day!

[anarchy1999]

23. That's why there is the Lounge, for laughs.

I wasn't being melodramatic and sorry if your feelings were hurt. I backed up NB and she has much more credibility than myself around here.

[Chelsea Patriot]

19. Have You No Shame?...Leave Laura and Dildo To Themselves!

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Cue Donna Summer

IIIIIIIIIII love to love ya baby! IIIIIIII love to love ya babbbeee!

[AmerDem]

22. There go the Bushies, getting down

and getting funky :dunce: