POLL: Would you do Ann Coulter? If so, how far would you go?

[sysoprock]

Yes or No?

What if she left Fox News on in the background?

What if she wanted to talk politics while in the act?

What if she accidentally called you Rush?

What if she made you wear a Bush mask?

[aden_nak]

1. My position on this issue is unchanged: ONE EYED PIRATE

One Eyed Pirate

Then again, I'm a bit maso. . .

[Zuni]

24. Give that B---- a donkey punch for me

or a dirty sanchez

[mrbassman03]

25. What about those man hands?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1236358/posts

4th Picture Down... scary...

[aden_nak]

28. Hmmm, you're right. I'll bring some rope to tie 'em back.

[Craig Roberts]

2. I don't get it

Is she just assumed to be good-looking because she's blonde and thin? She's hideous.

[sysoprock]

8. Actually...

I just find it hilarious because I saw Henry Rollins speak at UC Davis and he was talking about how badly he wanted to do her, even though he hates her.

[aden_nak]

11. I know many guys that are VERY attracted to women they absolutely hate.

It's a weird phenomenon. And I suppose it doesn't speak very highly of us as a species or a culture. But I've experienced it as well. :P

[KinkyDem]

That's a no brainer

It's much easier to mistreat someone you don't like. Let's you get all those hostilities out and you don't have to care if you insult or upset the other person. Luckily, most men can see this and don't act on it.

[Zuni]

26. Laura Ingraham or Michelle Malkin

I would do. Ann Coulter, no f-in way. She looks like she used to be a dude

[shoelace414]

3. Sorry I'm a guy and I'm not gay so I wouldn't

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Same here.

Maybe years ago when she was still a man and I was VERY desperate.

[TwoHandedLayup]

4. Only if she wore a gag!

And I was blind, deaf and dumb and in Hell!!!

[qnr]

15. as opposed to the way she

is blind (to reality), deaf (to truth), dumb (but in the other sense) and on her way to hell?

[Burma Jones]

5. Do you mean DO as in intercourse

or DO as in the Sopranos?

[ohiosmith]

6. I wouldn't f*ck her with your d*ck!

[bowens43]

7. If by 'do ann coulter' you mean

run her over with a big friggen truck , then yes.

[punpirate]

9. I might...

... but I would use Cheney's, Dick. :P

[KinkyDem]

10. Sure ... I'm a sicko

Yes or No?

Sure ... it could be fun

What if she left Fox News on in the background?

No ... something else ... something she would despise ... maybe The Daily Show

What if she wanted to talk politics while in the act?

I like dirty talk ...

What if she accidentally called you Rush?

Not for her or any woman ... she get's the full ministration ... Oh ... wait, that R is capatalized ... BITCH ... My name is SIR!

What if she made you wear a Bush mask?

Oh ... kinky aboriginal fertility masks! I like it ...

[Options Remain]

13. AAAAAAAAAAAUGH BAD VISUAL!

my eyes why have thou forsaken me?

TearForger

[KinkyDem]

21. Are you suffering?

Good. My work here is done.

Your pain is nothing compaired to the missery I would gladdly inflict on that ... person.

It's almost too easy with an uptight prude like her! It would be so simple to break her.

[FunBobbyMucha]

14. I was watching in horror as Hairy Knee chatted with Hannity this week

and in between the horribleness of, y'know, being Ann Coulter, being on Hannity, and endorsing her theory that we'd be better off if we killed or converted all Muslims, and she pulled her hair back to reveal an ear that I can only describe as frightening.

Jesus, what is she made of, gristle?

[RebelYell]

16. She's a 2-bagger

A bag over YOUR head in case HERS rips! Heh.

[MatrixEscape]

17. Hmmmm ....

Give me a desert island, two six-packs, and a paper bag ...

Then maybe I wouldn't care about what I might find upon further investigation.

[themonster]

18. My take

I honestly think she has a eating disorder. She is way too skinny. I remember her saying years ago on Bill Maher's show, that "you can never be too skinny." Plus she's a fascist. I wonder what her father was like. He must have been a total hatemonger too.

[Name removed]

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[CO Liberal]

20. I Wouldn't Do Ann In a Boat

I wouldn't do Ann with a goat
I wouldn't do Ann in a house
I wouldn't do Ann with a mouse

:-)

[Zuni]

22. I don't do transexuals or women with eating disorders

She has got big man hands and looks like she spends half her time vomiting.

[Beer Snob-50]

23. In a weird way I find her attractive

her politics suck, and she is a hateful, mean person. But you know, she is attractive, she has a vagina, yeah I'd do her!!!!

[Droopy]

31. Have you no principles?

Nah, I don't either, but I'm simply not attracted to Coulter.

[Beer Snob-50]

32. no i have none whatsoever!!!

if she keeps quiet, it cannot be that bad!!!

[bif]

27. Strictly Greek.

So I wouldn't have to look at her face.

[the Princess]

29. I think

Mr. Coulter is probably hiding a pretty good size Johnson - so YEAH I'd do him!!!

[name not needed]

30. I'd hit it

with a truck.

[Moderator]

33. Locking

Please refrain from posting sex threads, especially ones about Ann Coulter. No one wants to picture it.