POLL: Ladies - Would you Spoon with Karl Rove...

[Jack_Dawson]

for a million dollars? I'm talking naked spooning at a B&B somewhere. Fireplace, wine...the whole bit.

Maybe he's super charming in person...who knows?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Only if I had the worst gas ever...

then I'd do it on the remote chance that I might get to shit on him...otherwise, I wouldn't piss on the fucker if he were on fire.

[LibertyorDeath]

6. ROFL

:evilgrin:

[kcwayne]

2. Only if I could tape a porcupine to my ass

I'm not a woman, but I had to get this in :}

[Infomaniac]

3. Naked? Not a chance.

A million dollars doesn't buy as much as it used to either.

[soothsayer]

4. How about some other silverware? I'm up for one of those (no, I wouldn't

fork him----the other one!)

[chaska]

5. Funniest thing I've ever read on DU. LOfreakin'L!!!

[Jack_Dawson]

15. Glad I could help out!

:toast:

[pippin]

7. one reaction only . . .

:puke:

[FizzFuzz]

8. I wouldn't spoon him with YOUR butt. n/t

[the Princess]

9. Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn..............

You gave me the dry heaves. Thanks :wow:

[sysoprock]

10. Is he in front of me or behind me? It makes a difference.

I wouldn't want to get poked in the morning.

Oh wait, its ladies only.

[ismnotwasm]

11. No

[Book Lover]

12. No, because someday

that million dollars will have been spent, but my body will still have been touched by the cheater-in-charge.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

13. BLARGGH!

I've had lots of lonely nights and that still sounds rancid.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

14. For a million dollars... sure

as long as my husband is OK with it. We could certainly use the money.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

16. Are we allowed to bring "foreign objects"?

like a knife or maybe just a tazer? In that case I would.... and I'm a guy.