For the next 30mins: Ask DU Dick Cheney anything!!!!

[LynneSin]

Ask me anything or go F*CK yourself!!!

[IdaBriggs]

1. Will you really kill a puppy if we don't vote for you? nt

[LynneSin]

3. I never said that Puppies and Al Qaeda were connected

but we know that the terrorist puppies will attack if you vote for Kerry

[Misunderestimator]

2. Golly, LS, er Dick.... Looks like you're jonesing for DU

[LynneSin]

4. I've been coming to DU every Tuesday and I've never met you until now

[Misunderestimator]

6. You f*cking LIAR... We met three years ago, praying for your soul.

I see it didn't have any effect.

[LynneSin]

8. I had my soul removed from my body during the Vietnam war

I had better things to do during that time

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Are you actually Gotham City DA Harvey Dent?

Eerily similar facial expression.

[LynneSin]

7. What we did in Gotham City was exactly the right thing to do.

If I had it to recommend all over again, I would recommend exactly the same course of action. The world is far safer today because DA Harvey Dent is in jail, his government is no longer in power. And we did exactly the right thing.

Which btw, I never said DA Harvey Dent and 9-11 was connected

[ogradda]

9. would you be a trifle less testy

if you had an intelligent running mate?

[LynneSin]

10. The fact is that Bush felt that it was important to make it clear....

that's the wrong way to go, as far as he's concerned.

Now, he sets the policy for this administration, and I support the president. And as long as the president sets the polices that we tell him to set I'll continue to support the president

[ogradda]

12. thank you for your time sir

i know you don't like to leave your coffin during daylight hours.

[LynneSin]

14. Oh, I think my record speaks for itself....

And frankly, it's not very distinguished.

[MatrixEscape]

11. Scowl?

Birth defect? Accident? Alien creature in your mouth?

What makes your scowl get jiggy there, DICK?

[LynneSin]

13. Well, Gwen, let me simply thank the MatrixEscape for the kind words....

....he said about me

I appreciate that very much.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

15. awww Dick, Did the Handsome Intelligent man with

the Southern accent confuse you? You stated you had your soul removed during Vietnam, Odd, Cause my Dad was there and that is what happened to him... You WEREN'T there and it happened to you? M-kay. Hey----Don't be a Dick, Dick.

[LynneSin]

16. DU Dick's 30 minutes are up

If you didn't get a chance to ask me a question well go F*CK yourself

[Lefty48197]

17. When you talk in that deep calm voice, are we supposed to believe the lies

?