flamingyouth
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:43 PM
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Choir/band folks: What's the most embarrassing song you've performed? |
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 06:45 PM by flamingyouth
I played the cello in my elementary school's orchestra, and we used to play "Gonna Fly Now (Theme from Rocky)," which I always thought was incongruous on the cello. Also, I sang in the choir, and we did all kinds of silly stuff. I recall singing "Your Song" by Elton John at the Federal Building in Seattle. :D We used to sing at all kinds of retirement and nursing homes. In retrospect, I pity our audiences.
When I got to junior high, I switched to flute and piccolo, in a misguided attempt to be "cool." Now, here's where it gets really funny. We did a medley of KISS songs from Destroyer, "Detroit Rock City," "Beth" and "Shout It Out Loud." With me on the piccolo. :7 This was in 1980-81 or thereabouts. It was dreadfully awful, as I'm sure you can imagine.
Anyway, surely someone can top my KISS fiasco...
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LisaM
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:46 PM
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1. Well I remember our band sight-reading a tango |
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at a really slow high school sigh-reading pace and all of a sudden it became clear it was supposed to be a tango and everyone burst out laughing (including the director.)
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:46 PM
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2. "These Dreams" by Heart |
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How do you say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze???
80's marching band hell.
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:48 PM
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It was high school chorus in the late 80's. During rehearsals, someone always inevitably shouted out "throat" instead of River. We could hardly get through the song without laughing during the performance. All of us biting our tongues. I can still sing a mean "Phantom of the Opera" though. :o
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:48 PM
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4. 1997. We played a medley from the "film" 'Titanic' |
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Which included yours truly with a stunning tenor sax solo on "My Heart Will Go On."
The movie was really popular at the time. Otherwise it would have to be when our jazz band played a Dan Folgleberg song. Guess who was the only tenor sax.:7
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:49 PM
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5. We did what can only be called a |
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calypso rendition of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" in middle school band...fortunately for me I played drums and thus didn't have to hear much of it. x(
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Fenris
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:52 PM
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7. LOL. We did a similar calypso version of "Oye Como Va" |
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:7 Rocked the hizzouse with that one!
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:52 PM
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6. "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"... |
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with some very fine jazz players. It was at a country club years ago and some Republican a-hole just had to hear it. All the guys felt pretty creepy doing it, because it was not booked as a pop gig, but a jazz one.
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:56 PM
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8. Yeah, well, how about Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"? |
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Yes, that ultimate in gag factor, Lee Greenwood's sappy, crappy "song".
We practiced it in high school choir, and it was supposed to be included in one of our concerts.
I, along with several other members of the choir, threatened to sit out the concert if we were forced to sing it publicly. Our choir director thankfully gave in to our threat and removed it from the performance.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:00 PM
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We have a winner, folks! Thank you, TwilightZone, for providing the single worst song performed by a choir or band. I wish I had a good prize for you. I'd like to give you the gift of never, ever having to hear that song again! :D
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:12 PM
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13. Believe me, I felt like I'd won the lottery when our choir director |
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announced that she'd pulled the song from the concert list! :P
Few things generate as much dread as a die-hard liberal expecting to have to sign that ludicrous song in front of people.
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Thu Oct-07-04 06:58 PM
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This was marching band circa '79-81. I also recall playing the Battlestar Galactica theme and... 'Gonna Fly Now' (which wasn't really awful for a marching band halftime show. Good brass parts at least.)
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:22 PM
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15. 'Dallas' was everywhere. |
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It seemed like every, single halftime of every, single football game featured that song.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:01 PM
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11. Coming Through the Rye |
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 07:58 PM by Norbert
Every lassie hes her laddie.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:03 PM
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12. our marching band once did a michael jackson theme |
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It actually went pretty well all things considering
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:21 PM
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14. In 1991, our high school choir did a song called "Point of Light..." |
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That, I think was written by Randy Travis. This was during the Bush 1 years, and nobody but me seemed to make the comnnection between GHWB's "1000 points of light" speech and the lyrics to the song, which extolled the virtue of being a good christian American so that you "may be a point of light." Fucking Dreadful. I tried telling my friends in Choir and they thought I was nuts.
Also, we did a "spiritual" called "Shut De Do'," with embarrassingly blackface-like lyrics sung in faux-negro patois: "Shut de do'/keep out de debbil/Shut de do'/keep de debbil in de night...." I think we had three or four black kids in our school at that time.
I didn't go to choir that much that year; I was in the library a lot.
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Lydia Leftcoast
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:40 PM
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The whole year.
It was the early sixties, and we sang out of a book that had been put together expressly for seventh grade choirs. All the pieces were in three parts: sopranos, altos, and "boys," and they were either written or given new words for the purpose of being included in the book.
My least favorite was "Shanty Boys," which our director loved, for some reason. It went,
We are a crew of shanty boys as jolly as can be No matter where we go, my boys, we're always gay and free. Blow high or low no fear we know As to our work we're bound to go Our axes sing, the woods do ring With shanty boys, hi ho! (This was the first verse. The refrain was the last four lines in an elaborate harmonization. There was a second verse, which I have mercifully forgotten, but it ended with "bread, pie, molasses, oh!")
Then there was:
Well hidden in shadows the cool mosses grow They share the rich beauty that simple things show...
I wonder if it was all a plot to turn kids off singing.
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LisaM
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:50 PM
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20. "We're always gay and free. Blow high or low...." |
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Now, let me ask you a question about the choir director, and the part marked "boys".....
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Lydia Leftcoast
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:04 PM
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25. LOL! Actually, he was more seducing underage girls |
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and everyone knew it, although for some reason, he wasn't fired until about twenty years after I graduated from high school.
You have to understand that the "homosexual" meaning of "gay" was not common knowledge in Middle America in 1962.
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LisaM
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:08 PM
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26. Understood, but what about "blow"? |
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If I were the judge, your song would be the winner.
We had to sing one that went:
Land of the silver birch Home of the beaver Where once the mighty moose (this was Michigan!) Wandered at will Blue lake and rocky shore I will return once more Boom ditty boom boom Boom ditty boom boom Boom. Boom. Boom.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:44 PM
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Xanadu? We did a whole half time show to it, including the flag people who all had those ugly headbands on that were pastel pink and blue....with matching leg warmers...UGGGG!
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:58 PM
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22. ROFL That's cruel and unusual punishment! |
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I can just see that colorguard - hahaha!
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:46 PM
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18. In Jr. High choir we did "One Tin Soldier" |
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Which is super fucked up when you consider that Coven was a Satanist concept band. (Side two of their first album was a recording of a Black Mass.)
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:47 PM
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19. H.S. Marching Band - We did "Africa" by Toto on the field. |
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To our credit, however, we also did an Earth Wind & Fire show that same year. The following year, we hired one of the guys who designed shows for the Phantom Regiment and played only classical music on the field. That was much better.
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:00 PM
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24. Phantom Regiment is a great Corps! |
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It always helps to get in good designers :)
I've toured with Cavaliers before as a volunteer and it's fabulous - love Drum Corps.
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Thu Oct-07-04 07:56 PM
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21. I judge at Marching Band Competitions, oh the stories I could tell.... |
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My worst memories are of songs like In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida or Knights in White Satin.
I judge Colorguard so I look at the visual part of the show and I've seen some funny stuff happen on a football field. A twirler last year had to stop her performance to stomp out the fire she started when she set her fire baton down, on young man's pants fell to his ankles one year and he just kept on marching....you wouldn't believe it.
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Thu Oct-07-04 08:00 PM
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23. The Holland, Michigan band used to march in wooden shoes |
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I don't know if they still do, but we would see them at Band Day.
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