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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 12:11 PM
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Stress reduction
Stress reduction..
Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

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AnnabelLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 12:17 PM
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1. My 83-year-old neighbor
sent that to me about a week ago. She's such a cutie!:D
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 12:20 PM
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2. Here's a better idea...
Have dirty, sweaty, animalistic, carnal SEX. That usually works for me. GREAT stress reliever.
Duckie
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 01:22 PM
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3. What with her head under water?
Wow that is really weird.....

Oh honey....
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