If you were to tattoo me (Or other DUers) what would you tattoo and where?

[Khephra]

[bullimiami]

1. a tattoo of a butt on your butt with a tattoo of a butt on it?

said beavis.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I would tattoo my entire body like "The Thing" from the Fantastic Four:

Cover myself head to toe in yellow bricks.

Either that or I'd shave whoisalhedges's head and tattoo my face on the back.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Dude. You already did that.

I knew I shouldn't have given you those toadstools I found in the yard....


Of course, I shaved my face into your back, so I guess we're even.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Woah. That WAS a mistake, wasn't it?

Damn you, Amanita Muscaria!

I have so little hair on my body that shaving the image of a gnat, actual size, anywhere on my person, would be a real acheivement.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. LIAR!

I crafted the Winter Palace into your soul patch!

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Which soul patch?

Man, I gotta avoid drinking sterno with you from now on.

Seriously: I tried growing a beard once. I just looked dirty.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Oh, and also I've thought about....

getting a tattoo of Herve Villechase's face right above my pubic hair so that I could avoid sex with other people forever.

[JimmyJazz]

8. I have a preference for big red Marxist stars with the words

"complete control" encircling it , but that's a personal preference.