Damn it. I didn't win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry this year.

[DrWeird]

It went to some dickweeds working on apoptosis.

Those bastards in Stockholm better recognize next year.

[donheld]

1. don't cry W probably won't get his peace prize either

:evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin::cry::bounce::evilgrin:

[democracyindanger]

2. I voted for you

But it was on a Diebold touchscreen, so, you know.

[Swede]

3. I told you not to mix the scotch with coke.

But no.

[DrWeird]

4. The scotch makes my nose tickle.

So sue me.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

5. Well, someone from my alma mater

got the Nobel in chemistry last year. :7

Graduated 2 years ahead of me.

[newscaster]

6. I cant understand it.

I won this year, three times.

[liberalitch]

7. I guess you can throw that loaf of bread away now....