Anyone ever seen Jesus while on LSD?

[jdj]

Or any other historical figure of note?

Spill the details...what did they say, what were they wearing, did they have a posse?

I'm looking for enlightenment...

[salinen]

1. No

but I hear that he noticed me.

[Tsiyu]

2. No but I did see

Joe Piscopo.

[jdj]

3. He's not dead

Is he??

He just dropped off the face of the earth.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. I saw Joe Piscopo while I was high

We were both high. High up in a plane, on a flight from NY to LA. He acted like a jerk. Bet you're not surprised.

I never saw anybody who wasn't really there while I was tripping, except that one time I watched a really good TV show on a station that had gone off the air for the night. My friends almost passed out from laughing at me. It was the headphones, man, the music wuz makin pitchers on the screen... :hippie:

[Tsiyu]

17. You can stand outside a convenience store

and have the most enlightening evening while tripping. Did you know the military first synthesized LSD? or is that only an urban legend?

My friend Sam swears that when you're tripping you can see all the energy fields in the world, but he's a little strange.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

22. Tripping in public was fun when I was young

Then the paranoia got to me and I came to prefer sitting up all night in the dark, listening to music and cursing the first pale streaks of dawn. Funny how every song contained secret messages that only I could decipher. :freak:

I have seen things like your friend Sam describes, and enjoyed them, but I figure it's just one of those things your brain does when it's going haywire, like having near-death visions of white lights and dead relatives.

A chemist, Albert Hoffman, came up with LSD while trying to invent - I forget what, a better aspirin or something. But as I understand, the CIA and then the Army picked up on it in the 50s for testing as an incapitating agent. Some test subjects weren't informed they had taken it. Who knows how many brains were destroyed - I imagine the doses were powerfully large...

[getoffmytrain]

4. No...

But..... plenty of memorable things, that's for sure.

[Diogenes2]

5. No, but I saw the entire pantheon of Hindu gods

revolving mandala-like amid the fire in my fireplace. How's that?

[jdj]

6. No Shit!!!

Even better.

Are you Hindu?

That would be awesome if they just came up, and you're not hindu, as if to 'represent'.

But if you are Hindu it could mean that god manifests however you believe.

I'm getting confused now.

[Dookus]

7. No

and I did ungodly amounts of acid.

[gardenista]

8. Yes, he was blowing soap bubbles with the apostles

and singing the Macarena song!

[jdj]

10. LOL

Jesus doing the Macarena!

Of course, to him it's the Magdalena!

[gardenista]

18. Yes, she was there too, playing the digeredoo! nt

[gumby]

9. Wow!

what? hhuh?

[MichaelHarris]

11. saw Jesus once

during really good sex, he had pom poms.

[Swamp Rat]

13. Don Juan

Jesus is my cousin, who works on Harleys in Phoenix, AZ.

Now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks.

[vajraroshana]

14. No,...

...but I saw the whole history of Western Art in the folds of some curtains...


on edit: curiously minus the Jesus/Madonna/apostle motifs

[jdj]

15. maybe it was a tesseract

a wrinkle in time.

[pauliedangerously]

26. Was Fortinbras with you? n/t

[AlienGirl]

29. Or maybe Ananda

[Droopy]

16. Nope but I had an out of body experience

I went to lay down and after a few minutes I had the sensation of rising. Then, even though my eyes were closed, I began to see clouds as if I were flying through them.

Okay maybe it wasn't an out of body experience and just a really neat hallucination, but that experience changed me.

[jdj]

19. My best friend quit acid after a bad experience with Rice Krispies

Snap, Crackle, and Pop got pretty ugly.

(I'm not making this up.)

[T Bone]

20. Even with no details that is fucking hilarious

lmao

[gardenista]

21. Not the first time I've heard of that happening! nt

[Crunchy Frog]

23. I once knew someone who had.

He became a Born Again Christian as a result. His brains were completely fried when I knew him. (He had done a lot of drugs prior to "finding Jesus".)

[gardenista]

25. Was it the failed Baldwin brother? nt

[JohnnyRingo]

24. No...Thank God

I did however pull into a gas station right after a murder/robbery while I was peaking.... I slipped that powerglide into reverse so fast I saw trails.

[hobbit709]

27. No

But I remember the line in "A Child's Garden Of Grass" where their friend Ernie kept getting high and trying to see god. One time he finally did and God told him to stop bothering him.

[Old and In the Way]

28. LSD: Better koans through chemistry

Maybe it's just me, but I became a "born again" after my 1st experience on LSD. I've never looked at the world (and my place in it) quite the same way, after I injested that inital sacrament 30 years ago..

[havocmom]

30. Seen Jesus while on LSD? Did they have LSD back in Jesus' time

:shrug:

[NamVetsWeeLass]

31. No, But I did meet Tretn Reznor while drunk

This was back in the day, Before he started Claiming he was from Cleveland.

[Tom Kitten]

32. Enlightenment, right!

Stick to the Wings lyrics, buddy!