Bush or Kerry?

[teach1st]

Who would you rather have in your foxhole during a fierce firefight?

Pick-up game of hoops, $500 dollars riding on the outcome? Who do you choose?

Who would wilt and divulge state secrets first after being captured by the enemy?

You're lost in the Alaskan woods. Who do you want with you?

In the ring, eight rounds. Who do you put your $1000 dollars on?

Mountain bike race?

[Arancaytar]

1. Re:

1. Dunno. It depends on a lot of things. Such as how easy it would be to push someone out of said foxhole. If it is, I would choose Bush and do humanity a big favor.

2. Choose the one I'm playing against, or do they play each other? The former, Kerry, I wouldn't want to get screwed over. The latter... Bush. Kerry might be better, but the media will just say Bush won anyway.

3. Bush... wait, no. The guy doesn't bleeding *know* any state secrets.

4. Not sure. Kerry's the more competent, but Bush is the one that they're going to be looking for (a rescue mission if he's still in office then, or the FBI if he's not).

5. I'd give $2000 to be in the ring with Dubya. 16 rounds.

6. Are training wheels allowed?