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namely-idiot who wrote this email. See how it improves:
2004 Election Voter Guide
Depending on the way you lean, the following information could have bearing on decisions you make November 2004.
Issues of Importance?
Gay Marriage President Bush is opposed John Kerry favors Idiot who wrote this email thinks all GLBT should be forced to crawl through the streets filled with broken glass, then stoned to death.
Partial-Birth Abortion President Bush is opposed John Kerry favors Idiot who wrote this email thinks that any kind of abortion is murder and both people giving and receiving abortions should be publically stoned to death. Babies are for raising to grow up to kill Islamic fanatics, dammit!
Restoring voluntary prayer in the public schools President Bush Favors John Kerry is Opposed Idoit who wrote this email believes that prayer in school should be mandatory at all times, so long as it worships his own particular idea of God. No others are acceptable, and anyone who worships others is a heretic and should be publically stoned to death.
Assault on Mel Gibson for making film about Christ President Bush supports Gibson John Kerry participated in Left's assault on Gibson, suggesting possible anti-Semitism even though Kerry had not seen the film. Idiot who wrote this email believes that the Passion of the Christ was actually discriminated against. Anyone who didn't see the movie should be publically stoned to death.
Assault on boy Scouts for belief in God and not allowing Homosexual Scout Leaders President Bush supports Boy Scouts' stand John Kerry opposes boy Scouts' stand Idiot who wrote this email believes that any Boy Scout leader found to be a homosexual should be publically stoned to death.
Asking for God's blessing on America President Bush often asks God to bless America in his speeches John Kerry attacks Bush for mentioning God so often. Idiot who wrote this email asks for God's blessing in efforts to make all crimes and misdemeanors punishable by stoning.
Judges President Bush says "We need common-sense judges who believe our rights are derived from God." John Kerry insists on judges who support the ACLU's radical anti-Christian, anti-God, anti-family agenda. John Kerry is insistent on blocking President Bush's federal judge appointments. Idiot who wrote this email believes that the current date is 150 a.d., and judges are appointed by divine action.
Overall Record President Bush does not vote on issues before Congress but, based on his publicly stated positions, would receive an 85% conservative rating from the American Conservative Union if he did. John Kerry, according to the highly respected, politically-neutral National Journal rates Kerry the most liberal U. S. Senator in 2003 -- more liberal than Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. Idiot who wrote this email believes all liberals should be stoned to death. Along with anyone who drinks, does any form of drugs, engages in sex outside marriage, engages in sex inside marriage for any reason other than procreation, anyone who masturbates at any time, anyone who believes in equality among peoples, and in general anyone who disagrees with him in any way at all.
With help from you and many others, we aim to distribute 25,000,000 of these Voter Guides in churches and mailboxes to Christian voters across America.
Isn't that a horrifying thought? Personally, I'm really tired of this sanctimonious crap that comes through in these emails, especially from the Dominionists. They literally have nothing in common with Christ's teachings. They are a hate group, pure and simple. IMO Christ would be disgusted with them.
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