If you could hack into Bush's wireless earpiece, what would you say?

[Goldmund]

So imagine that, somehow, you got past the Gallup screeners and were attending the debate tonight.

But you're also an electronics genius and you figured out how to hack into Bush's earpiece frequency and get past any encription they put in there.

So you're there in the last row with a wireless mic in your hand, slouching so you don't get caught.

What would you say (and make Chimpy repeat)?

[soothsayer]

1. This is God. Thou hast offended me, blasphemer! Repent. REPENT!

[4morewars]

2. The Camptown racetrack's...

five miles long, doo-dahh, dooo-dahh

[MidwestTransplant]

7. Then he'd start humming! It would be hilarious.

[soothsayer]

3. also, he'd crack if you said "no one loves you, you are a loser, everyone

knows you are stupid, mom never loved you, dad never liked you"---give voice to his subconcious.

[Nickster]

8. Thank you

That broke me out into laughter. I can just picture him with tears welling up in his eyes. Mommy didn't love me, booo hooooo hooooo.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Picture this, with the right amount of pauses and deliberations:

In AD 2101, war was beginning.
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What!
Main screen turn on.
It's You!!
How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
What you say!!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
Take off every "zig."
You know what you doing.
Move "zig".
For great justice.

Personally, I think if Bush started going through the all your base routine it would be hysterical

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. No, that would be bad.

If he did that, I would have to vote for him. :scared:

[OneBlueSky]

5. continuous loop of Green Day's "American Idiot" . . . n/t

.

[On the Road]

6. I'd Play "The Chicken Dance"

and see if he responds.

[mourningdove92]

9. I wondered if that is not what happened at the first debate.

Sure do wish it could happen. That would be perfect justice.

[bowens43]

10. absolutely nothing.

there is nothing that would be more devastating then the idiot with out his puppet master.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. I would have Jim Carey's "most annoying sound" from Dumb and Dumber

[goclark]

12. Please God forgive me! Condi and I are lovers

She got pregnant and I made her have an abortion.

Please God, don't tell Victor Ashe!

Victor is in Poland but he will be mad at me too.

That's why I mentioned Poland in the last debate.
I wanted to make sure that Victor knew that I still cared for him.

God, could we talk after this?
Let's have a little Jack Daniels together.

[liberalitch]

13. Heckle him....

Liar, liar pants on fire real mature stuff like that

[MsTryska]

14. If you vote for my opponent,

President Kerry,

means
an increase in the Federal Budget Surplus
a decrease in the amount we spend on The War in Iraq
an increase in coalition building
a decrease in unemployment rates
an increase in civil liberties
and a decrease in healthcare premiums


Now I ask you America, does this make any sense?! is this what you want for the next 4 more years? (insert "sincere face" here)

[bif]

15. I am a motherfucking liar

i just can't help it. Please forgive me.

[aden_nak]

16. "George? This is Karl. The moderator has a weapon. GO TACKLE HIM!"

Imagine him trying to explain THAT to the press.

[LibDemAlways]

17. I have lied my ass off for

four years. I don't deserve to be your President. I couldn't cut it as a Wal-Mart greeter. Please do this country a big favor by votin for Kerry. I'm asking you tonight to give me a one way ticket back to Crawford. Thank you.

[cheezus]

18. You forgot Poland!

[One_Life_To_Give]

20. Ahh roger quick, over there

the guy behind the other guy. He is packing something. Get over there before something happens...

[daddybear]

21. This is GOD ALMIGHTY

I know you have pretended to know me, but you aren't even close. Now...
DIE FOOL!