Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Dick Cheney's Mind At This Moment

[russian33]

10. "What should I do next--the phony chuckle or the unconvincing smile?"

9. "Hopefully he won't mention--Halibur--oh crap."

8. "W. better be tivoing 'The Gilmore Girls'."

7. "Where's the girl with my Jack and Coke?"

6. "To get the female vote maybe it's time to rip off the shirt and show some abs."

5. "Good God it's true--Edwards is devastatingly handsome."

4. "How the hell did the Yankees get shut out by the Twins?"

3. "I can snap this man's neck like a twig."

2. "That was the cue to bring out Osama! Where the hell is he?"

1. "Let's quit the cat and mouse crap and take this out to the parking lot."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. When next I meet the Son of Man I will finish him off!

[Craig Roberts]

2. LOL

Some of those are Letterman-worthy. Or better. Halibur, abs, devastating and cue were my favorites.