The Great JCCyC Sigline Quote Shootout: Heat 1

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

OK, my sigline quote collection has finally grown too big. I'll reduce it to just one line, and leave the others at another URL (http://users.vialink.com.br/jcastro/quotes.txt). Please decide which of these 10 quotes is the worthiest:

1. The world would be a much safer place if some intern would give George Bush a blowjob. --Parrcrow
2. If it's impolite to ask it's not impolite to lie. --DrWeird
3. A day's labor should be at the very least, equal to the cost of a day's survival. --DuctapeFatwa
4. It's hard not to respond to "I hate liberals" with something similar about conservatives. --Cary
5. This singleminded drive for greater profits leads to behaviour destructive to our society. --ProudGerman
6. The capacity of the conservative mind to spin the Bible until it reflects the message that they want it to is truly astounding. --bkcc
7. Ron & Nicole's real killers... are hiding Iraqi WMDs. --LynneSin
8. Just out of curiousity, were all the psychics taking the day off on 9/10? --TreasonousBastard
9. Actually narcisism is the sincerest form of flattery. But imitation is pretty good too. --mkuhl
10. Mandating patriotism demeans it. --GOPisEvil

The top three here, plus the top three of Heat 2, will make it into the final.

[cheezus]

1. write some sort of script that'll cycle them

you got the l33t skillz to do it ;)

[fob]

2. Your numbers are off because the first quote has been assigned 1 & 2

So I think I like #8, the 8th one not the one numbered #8, so how do I vote for that?

Edit: this one;

Just out of curiousity, were all the psychics taking the day off on 9/10? --TreasonousBastard

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Fixed, thanks

[fob]

4. You're welcome. The DUer who voted for #4 before the change

may have actually wanted what is now #3 though.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Selfish-but-not-entirely-so kick

Great quotes here bu our fellow DUers.

[Phillycat]

6. Quote ten is brilliant.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Vote in heat two too

You'll find some real gems there.