Time For Another FREEPER JOKE THREAD!!!

[CO Liberal]

Take any ehtnic joke, and substitute "Freeper". I'll start:

* * * * *

Q - Why cant Freepers make Kool-Aid?

A - They can't figure out how to get four quarts of water into that little package."

:-)

[NoPasaran]

1. How many Freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

None---They'd rather stay in the dark!

[baldguy]

25. None -

But they will give a billion dollars of your money to Halliburton to do it.

[skygazer]

2. How do you break up a Freeper party?

Flush the punchbowl.

[flaminbats]

27. What did the toilet say to the freeper?

you look a little flushed..:hurts:

[Teaser]

3. How many freepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

IT'S KKKLINTOOON's FAULT! DAMMIT.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. What do you have when you have 32 freepers in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

[DS1]

5. What does shit hitting the fan sound like?

freePPPPRRRRR!!!

[Bok_Tukalo]

6. A freeper is making love to his wife

when he suddenly stops and asks, "Did I hurt you?"

"No," she replies. "Why?"

"Because you moved."

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

8. How does a freeper know when his wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.

[CO Liberal]

9. A Freeper Comes Home and Finds His Wife in Bed With His Best Friend

He rushes to the nightstand, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife and best friend start laughing.

The Freeper then says, "I wouldn't laugh if I were you - you're next!"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

7. What Do You Call 15 Freepers Standing in a Circle?

A dope ring.

:-)

[Hand]

10. What do you call...

A room full of freepers up to their necks in cement?







Not enough cement!!!

[CO Liberal]

13. Or "A Good Start"

:-)

[Hand]

11. What's brown, black, and white...

...and looks good on a freeper?







A rabid Doberman!

:boring:

[CO Liberal]

12. What Has 20 Teeth and Two Legs?

A Freeper pro-war rally.

[benito]

14. What's the difference

Between a freeper and a bucket of crap?








a bucket.

[CO Liberal]

15. How Do You Bury a Dead Freeper?

Give him an enema, then bury him in a shoebox.

:-)

[Calico Jack Rackham]

16. How do you circumcise a freeper?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

[Skittles]

17. ok

Freeper 1: If you can guess how many chickens I have in this bag I will give you both of them.

Freeper 2: Three

Freeper 1: No fair! You looked in the bag!

[CO Liberal]

18. Two Freepers Went Bear Hunting

As they were driving along, they saw a sing that read "BEAR LEFT".

So they turned around and went home.

:-)

[flaminbats]

19. why did the pro-lifer cross the road?

to extinguish the other side...:crazy:

[Drifter]

20. Ancient Freeper Carpenter Saying ...

I've cut this board 26 times and its Still too short.

Cheers
Drifter

[CO Liberal]

21. Why Did the Freeper Lose His Job At the M&M Factory?

He kept throwing out the W's.

:-)

[NoPasaran]

22. What do you call a six-pack of Busch and a Slim Jim?

A Freeper seven course meal!

[CO Liberal]

23. Wht Wasn't Jesus Born in Freeperland?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

:-)

[EV1Ltimm]

24. What do you call 4 Freepers in Quicksand?

Quatro Sinko

[CO Liberal]

26. How Many Freepers Does it Take To Shingle a Roof??

Five or six, if you slice them thin enough.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

28. What do you do if a Freeper throws a hand-grenade at you?

Take the pin out and throw it back.

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

29. What does a female freeper say during sex?

Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

[CO Liberal]

30. What Does a Female Freeper Do AFTER Sex?

She puts her clothes on and goes home.

:-)

[SoCalDem]

31. Some freeper "art".. They RAVED about it at the time

[CO Liberal]

32. This is MY Favorite Freeper "Artwork"

[JimmyJazz]

33. How does a freeper call her kids to dinner?

C'mon kids, get in the car!

[CO Liberal]

34. A Freeper is hired to paint the lines on the road

On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was.

The Freeper replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”

:-)

[Dzimbowicz]

35. If the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" policy

has deeply affected your family, you just might be a freeper.

[Spirochete]

36. How does a Freeper spell "farm"?

e-i-e-i-o

[Culture Mind]

37. Why do birds fly upside down over FreeRepublic.com?

because there is nothing worth shitting on.

[jmowreader]

38. Buryin' freepers

A cop is on patrol when he sees a guy filling in a hole. He stops to investigate.

"A whole busload of freepers ran off the road. All of them died, so I buried them."

Are you sure they were all dead?

"Of course they were all dead. A few of 'em said they weren't, but you know how freepers lie."

[CO Liberal]

39. How Do You Get a One-Armed Freeper Out of a Tree?

Wave at him.

:-)