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Fri Oct-08-04 02:42 PM
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Punchlines from jokes you thought were hilarious when you were 12 |
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"I can't, Mom, I'm already doing sixty!"
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM
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1. For a Nickel I will........................n/t |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM
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3. "Rectum?! It nearly killed 'em!" |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM
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4. " You should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in!" |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM
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24. I remember it, with an added line |
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In walks the monkey, covered in elephant sh!t, and asks "where's my quarter?"
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 02:57 PM by WoodrowFan
it sounds funny!
on edit..is this it??
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks.
But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go.
A week after the experiment had started they began to realize WHY the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull the cork out.
One of the scientists came up with the bright idea of training a monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it to pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in for another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring equipment and set out to a safe distance.
The first scientist went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles away and the third went 3 miles. When they were all ready the first scientist pushed the button to sound the buzzer.
BBBAAANNNGGG!!!!!!!
The third scientist (3 miles away) was up to his ankles in crap, the second (2 miles away) was up to his knees and the first (1 mile away) was up to his waist. When the others joined the scientist who was 1 mile away they noticed that he was in fits of laughter.
"What the %$*& is so funny?" asked one of the scientist.
"You should have seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in!"
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Fri Oct-08-04 03:14 PM
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM
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7. That's not chocolate... |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM
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8. Yes, I puked my guts out, but... |
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by the grace of God and with the help of a spoon, I got 'em all back in again. :+
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM
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9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? |
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Because his wife died.
For some reason, that joke deprived me of the ability to function for several minutes.
--bkl
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:51 PM
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18. That's prolly my all-time favorite! |
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But it's not so funny when it pops into your head in the middle of a funeral.
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM
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10. "Damn. That's what I had for lunch." |
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Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM by Beware the Beast Man
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM
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Actually still makes me laugh 25 years later...
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13. "If you do, I won't go get the money!" |
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14. There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:49 PM
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16. "If you help me find my motorcycle, |
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we can ride around until we see daylight."
Can't beat the classics!
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:49 PM
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:52 PM
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19. "You put a little boogie in it" (n/t) |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:53 PM
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20. To trip up nosy birds |
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21. "Your honor, she's fuckin' Goofy!" |
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23. "Hello mom I am calling from jail" |
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:55 PM
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"the moron tab & apple choir" |
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Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 02:56 PM by WoodrowFan
(hands head in shame)
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Fri Oct-08-04 02:55 PM
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26. The preacher looked down at the watch and said, "Crap." |
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