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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 02:05 PM
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Positive/Happy Fortune Cookies
Ok, after demoralizing half of the DU Lounge, here's a link for positive thinking fortune cookies.

Mine:

It is quality rather than quantity that matters. Do a good job in bed!!
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 02:14 PM
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1. A friend of mine used to crack the cookie
and "read": "People wait for table. Pay check and leave."
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 02:20 PM
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2. This one fits right into the "between the sheets" thing...
.. that you're supposed to put at the end of the fortune cookie prophesy, to make it more "interesting."

"Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

Enjoying my yummy lunch of vegetable fried rice,
Jennifer :-)
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