Assuming That Bush* Did Indeed Have A Radio Receiver...

[arwalden]

in his ear... And assuming that we were able to find the frequency it was receiving on... what would you want to happen?

[Ediacara]

1. I want Kerry to walk across the stage

and yank it out!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. But... Ewww!

George Bush's earwax!

[Ediacara]

7. Dude.....

I would deal with George Bush's earwax if it guarenteed 538 electoral votes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. LOL!

Me, too. But, still. Eww.

[St. Jarvitude]

16. I wouldn't count on those 538 votes

Rove would spin it into something ridiculous, like Kerry "lacks class" because he walked over and pulled it out himself rather than "notifying proper authorities" :eyes:

That, or they'd yell about Kerry's delay in ripping out *'s earpiece as "wavering and indecisive."

[Spiffarino]

2. Feed him bullsh@t answers and make him

...look like the newsman in Bruce Almighty.

[arwalden]

4. Blyah Eeee Yaah Nynow Nynow Brrruuup Leeekey Ahhhyaha

[Goldmund]

5. Hahaha I already posted about one of my fantasies

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1792398

[arwalden]

6. I'd Want To Record The Helping Voices Then Overlay Them...

... onto the video of the debate. Let the whole thing play out, THEN release it to the world.

-- Allen

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Start singing "The Famer in the Dell"

and see if he goes along with it.

[arwalden]

10. Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily... Life Is But A Dream

Then do a mid-verse change-up on him and see if he can keep up.

[Ediacara]

9. Another answer

Somehow get the incoming transmissions to be broadcast on live TV during the debate (but NOT in the debate hall). Have this fed answer stuff go on for all 90 minutes, then have Bush slaughtered by even the right wing press.

[arwalden]

13. That Is A Delightful Scenario... But I Fear

that it wouldn't last for the full 90 minutes. Surely *somebody* would interrupt and declare that there was a technical problem.

But the full 90 minutes watching the Naked Emperor would be delicious.

-- Allen

[No2W2004]

12. I voted for fake answers

but watching him crying in a fetal position on the floor because a high decibel tone just blew out his eardrum out would be fun also....

[newsguyatl]

14. guess i'm the only one who thinks the shrill tones

would be funny :shrug:

[arwalden]

15. Not True...

You're just the only one who's not ashamed to vote for inflicting pain on the sumbitch. Also... these polls don't just write themselves, ya know. Someone else must have thought it was funny enough to include in the first place, so you're not totally alone my sadistic friend. :-)

-- Allen