Poll: Which Internet is your favorite?

[StlMo]

Is it this one?
This Internet has DU, but it also has Freeptards and Faux News.
Overall, I like this Internet.
How about you?

[Bluebear]

1. I've only explored this one....

I am writing the White House to inquire how to access all those other internets. Who knew?

[ogradda]

2. i wonder if my isp

can serve alternate internets?:think:

[StlMo]

3. I wonder if all Internets are full of spam offering cheap sex pills.

?

[SoCalDem]

4. I like the Canadian Internet

:)

[StlMo]

14. Don't forget the Poland Internet!

:D

[ofrfxsk]

5. Saturn has a pretty good Internets program

With all the rings the reception is just fantastic.
If you'd like more information please PM or email me and we can also discuss my new deforestation aka "No Wood Just Hellfire on Earth" plan just like Mercury (that lil bastard).

Paypal preferred. Thanks!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. I like the porn internet, also the twisted religious nutjob internet

but I repeat myself.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

7. I want to know how much Coke he's been snorting

that he sees at least ONE more internet, let alone several... Again, I ask, How is the hell does this man have any supporters left?:wtf:

[illuminaughty]

8. Oh, you guys are so yesterday

I've been frolicking on the other internets for years. That's where they've been hiding the weapons of mass destruction. I chat with Osama bin almost daily. So does *. But you know, it's a matter of personal preference. Hard to choose. That's why they hate our freedom

[leftofthedial]

9. the other one

[Deja Q]

10. I like the internet that allows me to play shoot'em'ups!

I don't like the internet that allows hackers to hurt our precious corporations.

I don't like the internet that allows freedom of speech.

The preceeding was spoken through the 'mind' of George W Bush.

[Dogmudgeon]

11. I like the Internet that has the dirty pictures of Britney Spears ...

... teaching her unborn alien lizard-baby how to moan seductively while blowing smoke rings out of its ass.

Yes, the cool Internet!

--bkl

[StlMo]

15. Well, who doesn't like THAT one...

:)

[StlMo]

12. The "Girl on Girl" Internet is very popular.

:toast:

[StlMo]

13. The Futurama Internet has celebrity sex bots.

Fry enjoys them!

[EstimatedProphet]

16. I like the wooden internet

You can sell it and make money

[StlMo]

21. Watch the termites.

They're worse than spam.

[burrowowl]

17. I have not been able

to explore the Internets in parallel universes. I will complain to mozilla, safari and netscape of course IE doesn't go anywhere but to Gates (unfortunately is deadend wormhole).

[StlMo]

18. It's ironic that "Gates" is a dead-end (but not surprising).

:)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? (nt)

[Wapsie B]

19. The one with the most porn.

Tits and ass all the way!

[TrogL]

20. The one 29 seconds into the future