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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:02 PM
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Bush jokes, getcher Bush jokes here...
I don't HAVE any, I NEED some for a Dem Open House this afternoon!

Help me out here!
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:06 PM
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1. Want to use my sig line?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:09 PM
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2. That works! nt
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:13 PM
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3. Here's One You Probably CAN'T Use....
Q - When the Bushes have sex, why does Pickles always get on top?

A - Because all George can do is fuck up.

:-)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:27 PM
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4. I like that one!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-09-04 12:27 PM
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5. Bush jogs near the White House.
Edited on Sat Oct-09-04 12:30 PM by ih8thegop
A boy comes up to him and says, "Mr. Bush, take a look at my cats. They're Republicans."

"Wow, that is so cute," smirked Dubya.

The next day, Cheney joins Bush in his run. The same boy brins the same kittens up to the Vice. Bush says to the boy, "Tell Dick what kind of kittens they are."

"They're Democrats."

"But just yesterday you said they were Republicans."

"Yeah, but now their eyes are open."
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