Man, Kevin Smith is even funny chatting on the HowardStern bulliten Board

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Take a look at just his first couple of posts:

Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Congrats on your Sat-Radio Deal, oh King of All Media

Sorry... Howard, I mean.

Good for you, sir. I'll finally be able to hear you utter potty-mouthed favorites like "whore-hole" and "cum buns" instead of those "Newlywed Game" euphemisms you've had to employ all these years. I, for one, look forward to listening to the show at a reasonable time, instead of this wee-small hours bullshit. If you're a just man, you'll give Robin at least half of that hundred million; she's the floatation device(s) without whom the show would sink.

And, if I may be so bold, a belated welcome to cyber-space. I've been doing the web-board thing since '95. Hit-count-wise, I thought I was pretty successful at it, too... 'til you opened this sight. Now, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's web site laughs at mine.

The King of All Media? More like the King of All Stealing-Any-Web-Juice-I-Ever-Had.

Fucking Web-Juice Stealer...

A Place Not Unlike This... Except Folks Don't Use the Terms "Nigger", "Douchebag", or "Artie" Quite as Much:
http://www.viewaskew.com/

(And just in case I didn't whore my shit out enough...):

Jesus Saves!:http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

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Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Originally Posted by AlwaysRight:
by the way Jersey Girl sucked shit

Mom?

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Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Originally Posted by JERM-a-CIDE
Can you believe he got half a billion $ for that shit Kevin?

I can. Sat-Radio (particularly Sirius, natch) is gonna blow up because of Howard's involvement - it only makes sense they pay him a King's ransom.

Oh yeah, love your movies(most of them).

Thanks (mostly).

Jay and silent Bob strike back is pretty damn great, and Dogma is a classic. Believe it or not I haven't seen Clerks yet. Maybe I should buy the special edition DVD coming out.

It's out now, sir. I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but... for the love of all that's holy, please buy it. "Jersey Girl" did not do well, and I need to pay my mortgage.

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Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Originally Posted by Oregon Andy:
Oh yeah and where is that flat-chested blonde from "Chasing Amy?" She's a piece of ass!!

Classy.

Joey Adams? She's getting ready to direct a flick she wrote.

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Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Originally Posted by TomRiddle
Your movies fucking rock bro.

Thanks, sir.

Oh and can I borrow a few grand

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

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Kevin Smith
The Howard Stern Show

Originally Posted by edfarst
burn in hell smith

Already there, sir. Fat man's hell.

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http://www.howardstern.com/boards/showthread.php?t=159876&page=1&pp=20

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