Joke my uncle from Fresno sent me....

[YellowRubberDuckie]

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic
trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!
" he said to
himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7
foot grizzly charge
towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over
his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in
on him. He looked over
his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on
the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw the bear right
on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw
and raising his right
paw to
strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried
out: "Oh my God!"

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest
was silent. As a bright
light shone upon the man, a voice came out of
the sky: "You deny my
existence for all of these years, teach others I
don't exist, and even
credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect
me to help you out of
this
predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer? "
The atheist looked directly into the
light, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to
treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian? "

"Very well, " said the voice. The light
went out. The sounds of
the
forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his
right paw, brought both
paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord,
bless this food, which I
am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ
our Lord Amen.


Hope this made you chuckle... HAve a good evening...
Duckie

[Jokinomx]

1. LOL...

That was a good one... thanks for sharing...:-)

:kick:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. And then the atheist got away

And the bear, pissed that he lost a meal because of some stupid prayer, went back to being an atheist.